It doesn't get better than this...

[Duck Rodgers]

The Conjuring 2: Present Day Gracie Mansion.

 

[moevillini]

Or you can use the attached name generator to get your very own Anthony Weiner online nickname.

https://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/low_concept/2013/07/carlos_danger_name_generator_use_our_widget_to_get_a_name_like_anthony_weiner.html

ha ha, I'm MARIANO CALAMITY or JOSE ENRIQUE CLANDESTINE if I use my own last name or my husband's. Not sure why the first name didn't stay the same though.

 

[BTP]

Or you can use the attached name generator to get your very own Anthony Weiner online nickname.

https://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/low_concept/2013/07/carlos_danger_name_generator_use_our_widget_to_get_a_name_like_anthony_weiner.html

First name I tried was "Carlos Danger". It says Felipe Manace is Carlos Danger's Carlos-Danger-name

 

[Stifle Tower]

My choices are Andres Badass or Osvaldo Evil (used my middle name the 2nd time).

Haha...my daughter has a perfect one: Maximiliano Trouble. We've often said, "here comes trouble" when she rounds the corner. How did they know?
Guess I'll tell my wife (Alberto Verboten) that when you marry a Badass, Trouble will follow shortly thereafter.

 

[BTP]

My choices are Andres Badass or Osvaldo Evil (used my middle name the 2nd time).

Haha...my daughter has a perfect one: Maximiliano Trouble. We've often said, "here comes trouble" when she rounds the corner. How did they know?
Guess I'll tell my wife (Alberto Verboten) that when you marry a Badass, Trouble will follow shortly thereafter.

Good one!
Mine is José Enrique Peril
Enrique is actually an insider nickname of mine. I got it awarded when going on a skiing vacation with friends. For my "spanish" ridestyle and I had borrowed all kinds of equipment together which made me look a little bit goofy.

 

[LogGrad98]

Tangentially, how do these things so often seem to happen to people whose name fits the crime so well. Weiner. Lorena Bobbitt.

 

[The Fresh Prince]

Daaaamn I'd go presidential candidate Weiner on that ***.

Why cheat?

What a douchewad.

 

[LogGrad98]

Daaaamn I'd go presidential candidate Weiner on that ***.

Why cheat?

What a douchewad.

That's why.