Jazz Beat Lakers By 45...Now We Know Why

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Jazz Beat Lakers By 48....Now We Know Why

Yes, there was a huge missed call in the first quarter when Kobe was fouled, but now we get word why the Jazz "beat" the Lakers by 45:
Lakers didn't play hard because D'Angelo Russell taped Nick Young admitting that he cheated on his fiancé Iggy Azalea by sleeping with Gordon Hayward.

I knew something was up by the way they guarded each other that night. Just look at that smile on Swaggy P's face.

 

[Ignacio]

Please tell me this board has better trolls than this?

 

[Stifle Tower]

Me?

The OP was pretty weak. Should have tied in Gordon's elbow as wanting to punch him in the face because the rumor involved Hayward's wife. If you're going to troll, please up your game and get this week stuff TFOH.

 

[NAOS]

Me?

wrong account?

 

[Stifle Tower]

Sorry, I've never had an alt. I was just referring to my "coming out" thread before the mods added the part in parentheses to the thread title. Damn mods!

BTW, isn't that an offensive foul by GH? He's clearing out with his arm. Could have completely changed the momentum and outcome of the game. NBA should void the win.

 

[olden_undercover]

Please tell me this board has better trolls than this?

I'm not sure what a better troll would look like. I don't think I've seen this much response on this board to such transparent trolling... so who's fault is that?

 

[Harambe]

Please tell me this board has better trolls than this?

Jazzfanz personal Farva?

That is to say, NAOS?

 

[Ignacio]

I'm not sure what a better troll would look like. I don't think I've seen this much response on this board to such transparent trolling... so who's fault is that?

You should visit the SpursTalk forums. That board has some dedicated trolls with tens of thousands of posts...

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Should have the rumor involved Hayward's wife.

You don't know comedy, son.

Swaggy P sleeping with Hayward's wife.....crickets chirping
Swaggy P sleeping with Hayward.....LOL! LOL! LOL!

I have nothing against homosexuality (in fact one of the reasons I root for the Jazz is because of the large number of homosexuals on the team), but the fact is that in our society homosexual jokes sell better than heterosexual jokes. Not saying I like that, just saying that's Comedy 101.

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

Jazz won by 48.

Hack.

 

[RandyForRubio]

I love this guy.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Jazz won by 48.

Jazz "won" by 45.

Once again Favors didn't pay attention to boundary lines. This time he stepped out of bounds when taking a three. Ref didn't call it. I saw it. I don't count his "three."

Jazz "won" by 45.

 

[VINYLONE]

MTJK, please answer the question that I've asked you multiple times. Are you going to be wearing any of Melo's new TMNT gear? Please advise.

 

[Maneesh]

MTJK, please answer the question that I've asked you multiple times. Are you going to be wearing any of Melo's new TMNT gear? Please advise.

He proabbly ignore you like everyone else.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Of course I will support Melo and all he does. The guy is beloved around the globe. I guess you didn't see what happened in New Orleans Monday night when a little boy casually walked onto the court in the middle of the game just to give Melo a hug.

When someone does this to a Jazz player hell will freeze over. The world loves Melo and the Knicks.

 

[VINYLONE]

He proabbly ignore you like everyone else.

You can believe that your sort of good looking mother does not ignore me. Tell her I said hello.

Of course I will support Melo and all he does.

I wouldn't doubt it you soft *** simp.

 

[fishonjazz]

Jazz "won" by 45.

Once again Favors didn't pay attention to boundary lines. This time he stepped out of bounds when taking a three. Ref didn't call it. I saw it. I don't count his "three."

Jazz "won" by 45.

Lol

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

You don't know comedy, son.

Swaggy P sleeping with Hayward's wife.....crickets chirping
Swaggy P sleeping with Hayward.....LOL! LOL! LOL!

I have nothing against homosexuality (in fact one of the reasons I root for the Jazz is because of the large number of homosexuals on the team), but the fact is that in our society homosexual jokes sell better than heterosexual jokes. Not saying I like that, just saying that's Comedy 101.

Comedy 101? Is this a comedy class on how to make middle schoolers laugh?

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Is this a comedy class on how to make middle schoolers laugh?

When I was in middle school I laughed at:
- the intellectual high brow comedy of Woody Allen's MANHATTAN
- the savage social commentary of Richard Pryor routines that spoke about being black in America
- cowboys sitting around a campfire farting in BLAZING SADDLES

Comedy in any style is good if it makes us laugh.

 

[Ron Mexico]

Come on ****ty knicks and ****ty melo do something useful for once and win this game against the Mavs. Knicks are up 6 and Melo is pretending its 2003, the last time anyone thought he was good.