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Jones says Cowboys seek return to "glory hole" days of yesteryear

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones admits he is seeking “glory hole” days for his franchise, which last made the playoffs in 2009 and has won only two playoff games since its triumph over Pittsburgh in Super Bowl *** to close the 1995 season.

Jones was offering praise to veteran tight end Jason Witten for saying the Cowboys cannot settle for “the same old story” again in 2012. Jones declared it good for younger players to hear such perspective from a player who has “been outstanding” but has “not gotten the brass ring.”

Jones said Witten’s comments also motivate him. From there, he proceeded to launch into the most memorable comment of today’s opening news conference about the Cowboys seeking a return to their “glory hole” days of yesteryear.

“For me, it’s a reminder,” Jones said. “I’ve been here 23 years. I’ve been here when it was glory hole days and I’ve been here when it wasn’t. And, so, having said that, I want me some glory hole. So I have that perspective.”

Shortly thereafter, Cowboys’ vice-president of public relations/communications Rich Dalrymple chimed in with a reminder that “glory hole” is a common expression in the oil and gas exploration business pertaining to a high-profit drilling site. Jones, a longtime oil man, feigned surprise.

“That’s news to me,” Jones said, smiling.
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Tony Romo approves of this.
 
I don't think glory hole means what he thinks it means.
 
Jones has been on top and bottom of the glory hole. Some of the best and some of the worst.

In other news, his cheerleaders have lost their crown to the Miami Call Me Maybe.
 
Oil people from Texas are so funny.

The biggest problem with the Cowboys is Jones. He's always trying to play owner, GM, Coach, QB, all at the same time. The best move he could make is to get out of the way of everyone and stop making such bonehead choices. How many draft picks did they give up for Roy Williams??? How many more times do we need to see Romo choke? How many more times do they need to neglect their offensive line and power running game to go for some flashy WR? Gee, no wonder why they've sucked for so long.
 
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I had a fun little internet adventure while google searching images for this.
 
The Thriller said:
Oil people from Texas are so funny.

The biggest problem with the Cowboys is Jones. He's always trying to play owner, GM, Coach, QB, all at the same time. The best move he could make is to get out of the way of everyone and stop making such bonehead choices. How many draft picks did they give up for Roy Williams??? How many more times do we need to see Romo choke? How many more times do they need to neglect their offensive line and power running game to go for some flashy WR? Gee, no wonder why they've sucked for so long.
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<shakes head>
 
Meh.

Anything that may have garnered a slang sexual meaning must mean every single time the word/phrase is used, it has to refer to that, right?

Anyone been to France and the Eiffel Tower AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I know, it's a shocker AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.
 
The Thriller said:
How many draft picks did they give up for Roy Williams??? How many more times do we need to see Romo choke? How many more times do they need to neglect their offensive line and power running game to go for some flashy WR?
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How many more questions are on this quiz??
 
Darkwing Duck said:
Meh.

Anything that may have garnered a slang sexual meaning must mean every single time the word/phrase is used, it has to refer to that, right?

Anyone been to France and the Eiffel Tower AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I know, it's a shocker AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.
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But what are the "glory hole days?" What does he even mean if he isn't making the slang reference? I've heard of the glory days, but the glory hole days must be a common phrase that I've managed to miss all my life.
 
Darkwing Duck said:
Meh.

Anything that may have garnered a slang sexual meaning must mean every single time the word/phrase is used, it has to refer to that, right?

Anyone been to France and the Eiffel Tower AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I know, it's a shocker AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.
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You're stiff. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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