Little Girl Fight

[Stoked]

My 10 year old decided she wanted to show her 5 year old sister who was tougher and started messing with her with the intention of showing her who was boss. She decided to do this because me 5 year old is a little bad ***. Seriously.

So they start wrestling and my 5 year old tackles her and takes her down and gets the full mount. Then she smashes her older sisters face into the blankets to show her who the tougher one was.

But apparently that was not enough and my 5 year old decided to send a real message. She jumps up and stands over my 10 year old. Looks her in the face then stomps right on her left eye. 10 year old start bawling and my 5 year old strolls out of the room like a boss. 10 year old has a nice shinner and a renewd appreciation for her younger sisters physicality.

Lesson learned.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Did you read the "Hockey Refs Guide to Parenting" book, by chance?

 

[moevillini]

next time maybe you should charge admission - it could be a nice start on a college fund

 

[Stoked]

Did you read the "Hockey Refs Guide to Parenting" book, by chance?

There was some parenting involved but I left that out for story telling purposes. I also figured that the 10 year old did start it. My younger is not mean but she will hand out an *** kicking it provoked.

 

[Dr. Jones]

My dad used to have me beat up neighbor kids (he called it a wrestling match) if their parents made him angry. One day one of the parents came to the house with their son to say they don't want him playing wrestling anymore. My dad decided that King Kong vs. Godzilla would be the new game..

 

[Stoked]

My dad used to have me beat up neighbor kids (he called it a wrestling match) if their parents made him angry. One day one of the parents came to the house with their son to say they don't want him playing wrestling anymore. My dad decided that King Kong vs. Godzilla would be the new game..

I have simply explained to them that they cannot pick fights but they can defend themselves. So no bullying but feel free to kick a bullies ***. My 10 year old avoids it and my 5 year old has beaten up 2 kids already but they had it coming.

 

[Dr. Jones]

We should make your 5 year old the board enforcer. Cyrone is up first.

 

[Stoked]

We should make your 5 year old the board enforcer. Cyrone is up first.

If she can give me a black eye (she headbut me) she can take him.

 

[Dr. Jones]

If she can give me a black eye (she headbut me) she can take him.

durrr

 

[franklin]

Have you invested in a catwoman suit and whip yet, proud daddy?

 

[Stoked]

Have you invested in a catwoman suit and whip yet, proud daddy?

Way to frilly for my 5 year old. She is much more of a brawler.