March 20, 2022. You Don't Want To Play Us

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Ho hum, who is the best team in NBA right now. Uhh, the Knicks. We are on a 3-0 run. Ripping apart our opponents on the road.
Sacramento - we beat them
Dallas - we destroyed them
Clippers - we humiliated them (Hey, my TV was broke last year, how'd you Jazz do against the Clippers in the playoffs? We beat them, did you?)

On March 20, 2022 you Jazz play us. You don't want to play us. We will humiliate you and knock you out of the playoffs. Your season ends March 20th. Try to cancel the game somehow.

 

[homeytennis]

We were ahead of the Clipps by 26 at half and then my tv broke so I guess we won.

 

[David Hume]

But this is inflationary metaphysics, for your insinuation that a 3-0 run shall carry into the future is induction. I have demonstrated in my Treatise of Human Nature that this is not so. We have debated the merits of this position before, Good Sir Melo, so you are not obligated to reiterate your objections.

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

I went back and looked. The Jazz beat you guys a month ago with Udoka Azubuike. You'd better hope Udoka stays glued to the bench like he normally does, or you'll definitely lose again.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

We were ahead of the Clipps by 26 at half and then my tv broke so I guess we won.

No you didn't win. The guy in the picture below won. (And I am not talking about the guy who has already signed with the Knicks for next year.)

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

But this is inflationary metaphysics, for your insinuation that a 3-0 run shall carry into the future is induction.

It's not induction. It's a fact. 3-0 is the start of greatness. Rocky Marciano was 3-0 at one point. He ended up 49-0.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

I went back and looked. The Jazz beat you guys a month ago with Udoka Azubuike.

Refs screwed us in that game.

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

Refs screwed us in that game.

You're lucky. It looks like Udoka has been assigned to the G-league. This could be you dodging a bullet.

 

[Avery]

For reference, the Knicks’ season ended October 20.

 

[Nate505]

Playing the team that's 1st in the East...wait a second, 2nd in the East...wait a second, 3rd in the East...wait a second, 4th in the East...wait a second, 5th in the East....wait a second, 6th in the East...wait a second, 7th in the East...wait a second, 8th in the East...wait a second, 9th in the East...wait a second, 10th in the East...wait a second, 11th in the East...wait a second, 12th in the East is pretty intimidating.

 

[Hearsky]

Ho hum, who is the best team in NBA right now. Uhh, the Knicks. We are on a 3-0 run. Ripping apart our opponents on the road.
Sacramento - we beat them
Dallas - we destroyed them
Clippers - we humiliated them (Hey, my TV was broke last year, how'd you Jazz do against the Clippers in the playoffs? We beat them, did you?)

On March 20, 2022 you Jazz play us. You don't want to play us. We will humiliate you and knock you out of the playoffs. Your season ends March 20th. Try to cancel the game somehow.

How many ****ing times is your TV going to break? Get a gawd damn job and buy a decent TV.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Ho hum...another night in the NBA, another win for the Knicks. This time we humiliated Portland - you know the team with Dame Lillard, Nurkic, CJ McCollum, Clyde Drexler....all that firepower and we destroyed them. We are like Ukraine vs the Russians.

We are on a 1-0 run right now. Clearly the hottest team in NBA. You sure as hell don't want to play us Sunday night. Be ready to be Ukrainized.

 

[LogGrad98]

Ho hum...another night in the NBA, another win for the Knicks. This time we humiliated Portland - you know the team with Dame Lillard, Nurkic, CJ McCollum, Clyde Drexler....all that firepower and we destroyed them. We are like Ukraine vs the Russians.

We are on a 1-0 run right now. Clearly the hottest team in NBA. You sure as hell don't want to play us Sunday night. Be ready to be Ukrainized.

You do know McCollum isn't there anymore, right? Dame is out for the season. And I am pretty sure Drexler isn't with the team, you know, at all. But yeah, you killed them. That's awesome.

 

[homeytennis]

Infection's buddy Kris Dunn had a nice stat line for the Blazers in this game.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

You do know McCollum isn't there anymore, right? Dame is out for the season. And I am pretty sure Drexler isn't with the team, you know, at all.

Uhh, you do realize that when you play the Yankees you are going against Babe Ruth, Jeter, Mickey Mantle, Aaron Judge, Joe DiMaggio... The legends are still a part of a team.

Know that when you play us on March 20th you are playing legends Ewing, Clyde Frazier, Julius Randle, John Starks, Alec Burks, Jeremy Lin.... You haven't got a chance.

 

[LogGrad98]

Uhh, you do realize that when you play the Yankees you are going against Babe Ruth, Jeter, Mickey Mantle, Aaron Judge, Joe DiMaggio... The legends are still a part of a team.

Know that when you play us on March 20th you are playing legends Ewing, Clyde Frazier, Julius Randle, John Starks, Alec Burks, Jeremy Lin.... You haven't got a chance.

All those geezers? Yer dead.

 

[SoUjazzfan]

At the rate we're going there won't be enough healthy players to play the game.

 

[Nate505]

All those geezers? Yer dead.

 

[Hearsky]

Uhh, you do realize that when you play the Yankees you are going against Babe Ruth, Jeter, Mickey Mantle, Aaron Judge, Joe DiMaggio... The legends are still a part of a team.

Know that when you play us on March 20th you are playing legends Ewing, Clyde Frazier, Julius Randle, John Starks, Alec Burks, Jeremy Lin.... You haven't got a chance.

Hey, I know your TV is broke. Just wanted to let you know Knicks ain't going to make the playoffs.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Hey, I know your TV is broke. Just wanted to let you know Knicks ain't going to make the playoffs.

Knicks aren't going to make the playoffs. Hmmm, not very specific, are you?

Uhh, you do know time moves on. 2022 becomes 2023...eventually 2031, then 2194. So you are saying that the Knicks will not make the playoffs in all that time. Got it.

I want you to come back here in the year 2087 and tell me the Knicks have not made the playoffs in all those years. I bet you wimp out and not man up to your silly post in 2022.