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Not sure you're marriage material if you can't afford to buy her a toaster. Call me old fashioned...

Yep, the ol' marriage material litmus test, enough cash to buy a toaster.
 
Register for whatever she wants you to. Learn to say "yes dear". Happy marriage.
 
There are 3 ways to do things in a marriage: your way, her way, and the best way.


HAH, just ****ting you, there are only 2 ways: her way, the highway.
 
In the end, it won't make a difference. People will still get you whatever they want, not what you want. I got all kinds of **** nobody ever uses. Things like really ugly clocks. I literally got 6 toasters and 2 toaster ovens.
If you have friends or family members that have recently wed, you'll get a bunch of re-gifted stuff. It's like a big white elephant party.

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In the end, it won't make a difference. People will still get you whatever they want, not what you want. I got all kinds of **** nobody ever uses. Things like really ugly clocks. I literally got 6 toasters and 2 toaster ovens.
If you have friends or family members that have recently wed, you'll get a bunch of re-gifted stuff. It's like a big white elephant party.

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Winner.
 
In the end, it won't make a difference. People will still get you whatever they want, not what you want. I got all kinds of **** nobody ever uses. Things like really ugly clocks. I literally got 6 toasters and 2 toaster ovens.
If you have friends or family members that have recently wed, you'll get a bunch of re-gifted stuff. It's like a big white elephant party.

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This is true, but I know I always appreciate when there's a registry. A lot of people will use it, especially if you have things in a decent price range. But it's true that you'll get all sorts of odd stuff that's not on your list.

And don't register for too much or too many different things. And as far as tableware goes, it's very unlikely you'll actually end up with a complete set of anything.
 
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