Our Lord and Savior...

[Scat]

... Barack Obama??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkPa8v5p5mY

https://twitter.com/search?q=#IfObamaWasJesus&src=hash

Some of the better ones.

#IfObamaWasJesus , he would have pointed to the Earth and yelled to God - "You didn't build that!".

#IfObamaWasJesus He wouldn't have raised Lazarus from the dead because he could have voted anyway.

#IfObamaWasJesus Judas would have been forced to re-distribute that silver to the other apostles.

#IfObamaWasJesus He'd proclaim his riding a donkey into town as a green energy solution.

#IfObamaWasJesus he would have gone into the desert for forty rounds of golf.

#IfObamaWasJesus The first time Peter denied him he would have called him racist.

#IfObamaWasJesus The Last Supper would have been paid for with an EBT card.

LOL

 

[Dr. Jones]

Those are pretty good.

 

[Stoked]

Good thing I never listened to hollywood on anything important. I use them to waste a couple hours at the cinema and that's it.