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Que Vila contigo? Who wants to go chase around Cuban fruitabomba wit me?

Ever been down to South Beech an seen dat hot Cuban ***? Got to be a ton of prime untouched ham pent up and waiting for us rich white Americans. When should we go now that Obama has done the only good thing during his presidency and lifted embargo?
 
You can just cruise around Havana in your 1999 Hyundai Accent - you'll have the sweetest ride in the city.
 
There are 12 different types of licenses that will be available for individuals to travel to Cuba, ranging from diplomatic missions to trips on behalf of charities, education groups and public art performers, according to the White House.

So basically, the way to get to Cuba still is to lie your *** off. You just have to do less of it now and don't have to pretend you're from Costa Rica or Aruba.

Naw, really, Americans have been going from Dominican Republic to Cuba forever. Seems like the best route still if you have to jump through all those hoops.
 
So basically, the way to get to Cuba still is to lie your *** off. You just have to do less of it now and don't have to pretend you're from Costa Rica or Aruba.

Naw, really, Americans have been going from Dominican Republic to Cuba forever. Seems like the best route still if you have to jump through all those hoops.

I can not go at all because my Russian heritage. Believe me CIlliminAti is still watching you come an go they just do not stop you unless you are Russian or Muslim. I have two cousin who visit and are arrested without due process for 6 weeks. We thought they got Puig'd and waited for ransom note that never came.
 
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https://www.cnn.com/2014/12/17/politics/cuba-policy-change-reaction/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

Havana (CNN) -- Church bells rang out Wednesday afternoon in Havana, marking a major moment in history -- Cuba and the United States are easing diplomatic relations after decades of ice-cold tension.
Word of the massive change was met with passionate opinions and some protests in the United States. And tearful celebrations erupted in the streets of the island nation after President Raul Castro announced the news in a televised address there.

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