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Quick Recipe, yo?

No joke but I know a guy that completely emptied his joint bank accounts except for like one months bills, called his wife and said "I'm moving to Brazil to marry a girl I met online. I emptied the bank accounts, everything else is yours. Have a nice life." Left like four kids at home.


Well that's a dick move. I was thinking more like giving her everything in the divorce and then buying her $70k in gold chains on credit cards that she could hide and pawn later, go on a month long "we're divorced but doing this for the kids" vacation to Hawaii and wherever else, buying a bunch of junk that you can easily sell on KSL for cash to put in shoe boxes.... That kind of going down in a blaze of glory mid-life crisis.

You guys can't tell me that these ridiculous credit card limits and our bankruptcy laws hasn't got you thinking about doing this.
 
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