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Pre Game
Someone needs to investigate if they're REALLY only giving the shirts away to the loudest fans... sometimes I suspect it's just the fans they can reach with their throws and is maybe even somewhat random.
blazers out with injury tonight:
Eric Bledsoe
Kris Dunn
Drew Eubanks
Josh Hart
Joe Ingles
Damian Lillard
Nassir Little
Jusuf Nurkic
Anfernee Simons
Trendon Watford
Justise Winslow
Predictions:
Rudy Gobert gets traded to the Blazers at halftime in exchange for starting forward CJ Elleby, 4 homeless people, 3 Sourdough Bagettes, a pack of French cigarettes and cash considerations. He blocks every shot in the 2nd half.
I think we can all agree that we are happy this season is gonna be over in a few hours.
Really wanted dame to give us a “I’m not ****ing leavin!” Pre-game
1st Half
significant chance that entire starting lineup isnt on the team next year
4 point lead never felt so good
They can't buy a three
This is arguably basketball.
2nd Half
There's a rumor going around, maybe more of a legend really, that once upon a time Elijah Hughes DID make a shot. But it's just whispers in the shadows, who knows if it's true.
Mercifully the season came to an end and the tank job is over. As a fan I’m embarrassed by the team
Another 30 point loss....Sooo proud of this team. Good Job, Cronin!!!
Sucks for all the people actually spending money to see this season.
Is there a Go Fund Me account for the Blazer Confetti Guy? He must've been pretty lonely up there this season.
just 12 more minutes until sweet release
first blazer free throw in an hour
Ping pong playoffs start now.
This season may have been my favorite since 2005 and the Qyntel Woods dogfighting case. Of course 2002 was fun, too, with Damon and Sheed getting popped for weed in the yellow Hummer on I-5. This season is definitely less disappointing than those years, though, probably because this is the least talented roster in the NBA since some of the 1970s Cavs squads. Good times!
Post Game
Find me a single Blazers fan who wanted to keep watching... this
Looks like I picked the wrong season to stop sniffing glue
All in all, I'd say we're a better team with Dame, Nurk, Ant, Nas, and Hart playing.
Welp, that was a season that happened.
31 _is_ my lucky number, and we lost by 31, so I gotta take this as a good sign.
TG that's over. Buh-Bye 22-23 season! Don't let the door hit you on your way out!
AND THAT’S A WRAP TO ONE OF THE WORST SEASONS EVER. SAD
Someone needs to investigate if they're REALLY only giving the shirts away to the loudest fans... sometimes I suspect it's just the fans they can reach with their throws and is maybe even somewhat random.
blazers out with injury tonight:
Eric Bledsoe
Kris Dunn
Drew Eubanks
Josh Hart
Joe Ingles
Damian Lillard
Nassir Little
Jusuf Nurkic
Anfernee Simons
Trendon Watford
Justise Winslow
Predictions:
Rudy Gobert gets traded to the Blazers at halftime in exchange for starting forward CJ Elleby, 4 homeless people, 3 Sourdough Bagettes, a pack of French cigarettes and cash considerations. He blocks every shot in the 2nd half.
I think we can all agree that we are happy this season is gonna be over in a few hours.
Really wanted dame to give us a “I’m not ****ing leavin!” Pre-game
1st Half
significant chance that entire starting lineup isnt on the team next year
4 point lead never felt so good
They can't buy a three
This is arguably basketball.
2nd Half
There's a rumor going around, maybe more of a legend really, that once upon a time Elijah Hughes DID make a shot. But it's just whispers in the shadows, who knows if it's true.
Mercifully the season came to an end and the tank job is over. As a fan I’m embarrassed by the team
Another 30 point loss....Sooo proud of this team. Good Job, Cronin!!!
Sucks for all the people actually spending money to see this season.
Is there a Go Fund Me account for the Blazer Confetti Guy? He must've been pretty lonely up there this season.
just 12 more minutes until sweet release
first blazer free throw in an hour
Ping pong playoffs start now.
This season may have been my favorite since 2005 and the Qyntel Woods dogfighting case. Of course 2002 was fun, too, with Damon and Sheed getting popped for weed in the yellow Hummer on I-5. This season is definitely less disappointing than those years, though, probably because this is the least talented roster in the NBA since some of the 1970s Cavs squads. Good times!
Post Game
Find me a single Blazers fan who wanted to keep watching... this
Looks like I picked the wrong season to stop sniffing glue
All in all, I'd say we're a better team with Dame, Nurk, Ant, Nas, and Hart playing.
Welp, that was a season that happened.
31 _is_ my lucky number, and we lost by 31, so I gotta take this as a good sign.
TG that's over. Buh-Bye 22-23 season! Don't let the door hit you on your way out!
AND THAT’S A WRAP TO ONE OF THE WORST SEASONS EVER. SAD
