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Pre-game

If this team manages to lose against the Jazz I'm done with the entire NBA season.

Markkanen sounds like someone that plays for the Red Wings.

No Markkanen talk for once, please. He's not worth the cost it would take to acquire.



First Half

Thought Love retired 5 years ago.
Kyle Anderson is on the Jazz?

16-2 run for us and we're up 5.

Lauri has hit 2 3's over Green. Rough matchup.

Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk is fun to say

Is this the first time someone’s ever gotten close to a triple double in the first quarter?

Bro Lauri would be so so so good with Pistons

Fwiw, Utah has had some of the best jerseys in recent years.

Damn. Hate to say it, but Markkanen is such a perfect person for this team. Too bad that GM is gonna want 9 1st round picks plus Ausar and Ron.

13 assists in 17 minutes is insane



Second Half

The Pistons might have the 3rd easiest schedule so far, but I swear the teams they're seeing are playing their asses off just like tonight.

Did they just all sit in a circle during halftime, **** their pants, and waddle back onto the court? Holy moly

Jazz aren’t even touching rim don’t even wanna check their season numbers

Jazz shooting 50% from 3 on 30 attempts is a tough thing to deal with before you even deal with the ref's. This gonna be a tough one, but I still think its doable, that shooting has got to cool off.


100 POINTS IN THE THIRD TO UTAH IS A WAR CRIME! WHERE THE ACTUAL **** IS IVEY!?!?!??

They dropped 44 on us that quarter lmao

They dropped 44 on us that quarter lmao

Bryce sensabaugh playing the game of his life out there I wish we had one of the Thompson twins to guard him

Huge turnaround with Nurk blocking a Stew dunk attempt leading to an layup on the other end. And Cade missed a FT. FTs now coming for Ron but we're down 4 with 3:23 left.

Ugh getting dogwalked by the ****in Jazz. Pistons getting Pist On right now.

block was so insane the jazz broadcast was deadas silent for 5 seconds

I underestimated Utah’s hustle in this game. They’re playing just like Sac

Feels like Keyonte George is starting to earn a spot on the Pistons killer team. Dude torches us every game.

When Kevin Love is killing us, it’s a problem

Keyonte is a baller wow

Can Utah miss like one single shot please

Remember in the first half when there was a flow to this game a they were just playing basketball out there? That was fun.

When was the last time a possession ended without a whistle?



Post-Game

I wish the Pistons played proper basketball like the Jazz. I hope the two minute breakdown explains the Pistons weaknesses in full.

What is it about Utah that is kryptonite to the Pistons?

We were 15-23 from the line and they were 25-26.

Jazz deserved that one. Keyonte is nice

Detroit needs to trade for Lauri before the teams leave the arena tonight. Would be such a beautiful pairing with Cade.

That's game. Had 5+ chances to score at least 2, refs were calling offensive fouls left and right, but couldn't hit even one. Unclutch. Embarrassing ****. Pistons on fraud watch. Losing to the Utah Jazz.

DOWN 2 AND CADE JUST THROWS IT INTO THE STANDS he has ****ing 6 foot nothing 110 pound keyonte George on him and he ****ing throws it away he needs to ****ing score

After all that George hits the worst shot of the night. ****ing ridiculous

There’s honestly so many good players in the nba, jazz have a legit duo with markannen and George



Around the League

Watching my first jazz game this season I was told they're supposed to be hot doodoo what is happening

The Jazz would be a top 6-8 team in the East lmao

how are the pistons 24-6, theyre losing to the jazz

every team in the league has weird and bad losses except maybe the thunder



If Keyonte wasn't on the Jazz he would prob be front runner for MIP



What a floater. That’s a winning play, NGL

Keyonte is so ****ing talented man

I got 2 words for you. Cade Cunningham. Keyonte George. Must see tv

keyonte george cooking this year

Keyonte is one of my favorite young players in the league, he's so ****ing good

Jazz slowly getting back to what they were before

Keyonte George is going to have that Shai-type leap in a few years from now, if not next year. Once Utah moves off of Markkanen and hands George the keys, we’ll see his full potential being reached. Utah has a bright future.

If ainge was insane he’d go all in this year

Utah Jazz makes zero sense as a team name
 
If Key has a SGA arc in him then maybe we’ve got something. I really believe Ace is going to be something, I still say we trade Lauri but I could see the jazz keeping him. Then there’s Kessler and a ton of cap space.

With all that said the tank needs an overhaul and an injury or two.
 
If Key has a SGA arc in him then maybe we’ve got something. I really believe Ace is going to be something, I still say we trade Lauri but I could see the jazz keeping him. Then there’s Kessler and a ton of cap space.

With all that said the tank needs an overhaul and an injury or two.
I sense many contusions and stress reactions heading our way.
 
They need a player like Key more than they need a player like Lauri. Cade is their only playmaker.
Ivey undergoing recovery from the same kind of injury Hendricks had (plus he had knee surgery). He's that guy for them when he gets back to shape.
 
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