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[JazzAvenues]

https://www.reddit.com/r/rockets/comments/5fmi7g/game_thread_houston_rockets_116_utah_jazz_108/
https://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=1494745
https://www.thedreamshake.com/2016/11/29/13772316/houston-rockets-vs-utah-jazz-game-preview#comments
https://www.thedreamshake.com/2016/11/29/13786992/game-thread-rockets-at-jazz#comments


Harden is on a quest for the 2 seed, and the road to the MVP just happens to run throught Utah.
Rockets win 140-80, a preview of the destruction of oakland that is to come

But if the Rockets 3’s are falling, as in above 35%, they should win. The Jazz will be at least a bit tired on a back to back and have a tough time closing on the perimeter off the Rox ball movement. If the 3’s aren’t falling though, The Jazz are excellent at defending the paint, and it will be tough for the Rockets to feast on H&C alley oops as they have the last couple of games, and the Jazz would win in that case.

let's guard Rodney Hood this time

Why does Rodney Hood hate the Rockets so damn much. Shooting 50% from 3 in his career against the Rockets. He's a 36% shooter from there.

Rodney Hood can never miss against us i don’t know why

Damn, he really doesn't miss

ouchie!

Even worse when you are playing a SF at PF and switching them on a monster like Gobert. dude is huge.

Dmn Golbert is head and shoulders over Nene

dat dude is tall dough...

Jazz's shooting will die down. Don't worry, guys. We got this.

You put these guys in an open gym and they probably won't go 8/10 from three. This is garbage

now that the Jazz have a big lead, they can slow down the pace and grind us down with defense

Of course Hayward makes a stupid off the dribble super contested 3 right at the shot clock Buzzer. Because why not.

There really is no defense for them just jacking **** up and making it. Honestly one of the more frustrating things about basketball in general

Christ. They're not making open shots, they're making every contested shot. Nothing you can do about that.

jazz shooting like golden state out here wtf

We need to not play Nene when Gobert is on the floor for starters.

I hope we do whatever is possible to prevent a playoff series against them, especally if they get homecourt If that means going from the 4 seed to the 6 seed, so be it

we should be able to keep it close for one final push, our defense can get some stops, but not mentally tough enough to handle all the soul crushing 25ft last sec contested jump shot

not really sure what the Rockets can do, they're getting decent looks from 3 and Gobert is just going to destroy anyone going to the rim. Best counter against Gobert is a stretch 5 which this team doesn't have.

Jazz on second night of b2b and we do this.... ugh

That is just unreal. What the **** are you supposed to do against this kind of shooting

Yeah but they are just ****ing lighting it up tonight. They haven't shot this well since Stockton (triggered myself)

WTF. How good is Gobert. Is he the best defensive center? Mayber after Whiteside?
• Yeah he's pretty damn good, has superhuman arms

Been frustrating to watch this game. They've been holding us at arms length for like three quarters cause they are draining everything. Sucks

Can't do anything when they knock down literally every 3.

Gordon Hayward free stroking it. no one interested in contesting at all

now Joe Johnson is killing us. guard somebody

Warriors D isn't as good as the Jazz. Believe it or not.

Today I backed Rockets, Hornets, Cavs, Spurs, Clippers, Lakers, Spurs to win. They all lost – unreal

Man none of these guys can miss for the Jazz. And its not just us playing **** defense

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Lmao at Rockets thinking they could get stops.

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[fgcamel]

WTF. How good is Gobert. Is he the best defensive center? Mayber after Whiteside?

 

[Nate505]

So enjoyable. The bitches from Clutchfans have been consistent bitches for at least 15 years now.

 

[gregbroncs]

https://www.reddit.com/r/rockets/comments/5fmi7g/game_thread_houston_rockets_116_utah_jazz_108/
https://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=1494745
https://www.thedreamshake.com/2016/11/29/13772316/houston-rockets-vs-utah-jazz-game-preview#comments
https://www.thedreamshake.com/2016/11/29/13786992/game-thread-rockets-at-jazz#comments


Harden is on a quest for the 2 seed, and the road to the MVP just happens to run throught Utah.
Rockets win 140-80, a preview of the destruction of oakland that is to come

But if the Rockets 3’s are falling, as in above 35%, they should win. The Jazz will be at least a bit tired on a back to back and have a tough time closing on the perimeter off the Rox ball movement. If the 3’s aren’t falling though, The Jazz are excellent at defending the paint, and it will be tough for the Rockets to feast on H&C alley oops as they have the last couple of games, and the Jazz would win in that case.

let's guard Rodney Hood this time

Why does Rodney Hood hate the Rockets so damn much. Shooting 50% from 3 in his career against the Rockets. He's a 36% shooter from there.

Rodney Hood can never miss against us i don’t know why

Damn, he really doesn't miss

ouchie!

Even worse when you are playing a SF at PF and switching them on a monster like Gobert. dude is huge.

Dmn Golbert is head and shoulders over Nene

dat dude is tall dough...

Jazz's shooting will die down. Don't worry, guys. We got this.

You put these guys in an open gym and they probably won't go 8/10 from three. This is garbage

now that the Jazz have a big lead, they can slow down the pace and grind us down with defense

Of course Hayward makes a stupid off the dribble super contested 3 right at the shot clock Buzzer. Because why not.

There really is no defense for them just jacking **** up and making it. Honestly one of the more frustrating things about basketball in general

Christ. They're not making open shots, they're making every contested shot. Nothing you can do about that.

jazz shooting like golden state out here wtf

We need to not play Nene when Gobert is on the floor for starters.

I hope we do whatever is possible to prevent a playoff series against them, especally if they get homecourt If that means going from the 4 seed to the 6 seed, so be it

we should be able to keep it close for one final push, our defense can get some stops, but not mentally tough enough to handle all the soul crushing 25ft last sec contested jump shot

not really sure what the Rockets can do, they're getting decent looks from 3 and Gobert is just going to destroy anyone going to the rim. Best counter against Gobert is a stretch 5 which this team doesn't have.

Jazz on second night of b2b and we do this.... ugh

That is just unreal. What the **** are you supposed to do against this kind of shooting

Yeah but they are just ****ing lighting it up tonight. They haven't shot this well since Stockton (triggered myself)

WTF. How good is Gobert. Is he the best defensive center? Mayber after Whiteside?
• Yeah he's pretty damn good, has superhuman arms

Been frustrating to watch this game. They've been holding us at arms length for like three quarters cause they are draining everything. Sucks

Can't do anything when they knock down literally every 3.

Gordon Hayward free stroking it. no one interested in contesting at all

now Joe Johnson is killing us. guard somebody

Warriors D isn't as good as the Jazz. Believe it or not.

Today I backed Rockets, Hornets, Cavs, Spurs, Clippers, Lakers, Spurs to win. They all lost – unreal

Man none of these guys can miss for the Jazz. And its not just us playing **** defense

I love that you do this keep it up. But how can you miss Clutchfans.net when playing against the rockets?
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https://bbs.clutchfans.net/index.ph...thread-rockets-jazz-11-29-2016.278807/page-32

 

[Nate505]

I love that you do this keep it up. But how can you miss Clutchfans.net when playing against the rockets?
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https://bbs.clutchfans.net/index.ph...thread-rockets-jazz-11-29-2016.278807/page-32

Hahahaha, what do you know, he did. I just assumed it was from there. Though it was much less whiny than usual so that should have been a tip off.

 

[Deleted member 95]

Hahahaha, what do you know, he did. I just assumed it was from there. Though it was much less whiny than usual so that should have been a tip off.

If the grammar being used looks like it could be written by a 4th grader or older it's not clutchfans.

 

[Nate505]

Some Clutchfans highlights:'

Juck the Fazz! I hope we blow these losers out so DMo can see that he is signing a contract with an inferior team

I think many are under rating our squad. Jazz don't have the firepower to keep up. Jazz got some potent games out of lyles and Hood who in my opinion wipe any advantage George Hill returning may have brought to the table.

How the hell do all these Jazz scrubs score so much! Lyles? Really? Gawd I hate this team, always have since I was a kidHow the hell do all these Jazz scrubs score so much! Lyles? Really? Gawd I hate this team, always have since I was a kid

These POS **** are hitting every damn shot... like playing 2k with sliders all the way up. Hopefully they cool off, the defensive rotations need to be better tho

If I hear ****ing Hood's name ****ing one more time I'm going to throw my ****ing projector out the ****ing window.

Jazz elite defense shutting our gimmicky offense down. Better hope we don't play them in the 1st round of the Playoffs. (some rare words of wisdom from there)

Which Utah Jazz fans were selected for tonight's officiating crew? (this starts about 3 pages whining about the refs)

There winning this game because of Gobert nothing more nothing less. We're scared (you make a solid point about the grammar O>D)

Man we just can't get going I don't think it's the jazz beating us as much as it is us and the refs. 18ft in a game is normal but 18 ft in one quarter wow. Cmon refs there'd wasn't any hack Shaq going on. (I think this guy can't see that the Rockets don't play defense and just foul at will)

Utah hasn't lost any of their flopping prowess

Hayward has turned in to modern day Kevin Martin. Kid flops obsessively and can't create one on one.

This is probably the very best the Jazz can play. They looked much more crisp and things were easy for them tonight. Rox still had their chances but were just a step behind all night. (I didn't see many chances the Rockets had after 7 or so minutes in the first)

Do they even serve beer in that stadium? Man do I hate the Jazz.



You can see the dumbassery of the comments go into full Clutchfans mode when you go to the source.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

I hope we do whatever is possible to prevent a playoff series against them, especally if they get homecourt If that means going from the 4 seed to the 6 seed, so be it

At the very least they are smart enough to want to avoid us in the playoffs. Lol

 

[reignman40]

If I hear ****ing Hood's name ****ing one more time I'm going to throw my ****ing projector out the ****ing window.

LOL. He took time to set up a projector to watch the rockets?

I think many are under rating our squad. Jazz don't have the firepower to keep up. Jazz got some potent games out of lyles and Hood who in my opinion wipe any advantage George Hill returning may have brought to the table.

We lost most the games Hill was out.. Wishful thinking from a rockets fan who is drinking way to much koolaid.

 

[reignman40]

At the very least they are smart enough to want to avoid us in the playoffs. Lol

I would love a rematch of 07&08.

 

[MT Steve]

Utah hasn't lost any of their flopping prowess

Hayward has turned in to modern day Kevin Martin. Kid flops obsessively and can't create one on one.

 

[Isaiah 1:13]

At Nate 505: Did I miss something, are we actually signing Montiejunas? Kinda cool that rumors out there.

 

[Ron Mexico]

LOL. He took time to set up a projector to watch the rockets?

I usually watch the Jazz games on my projector. Once a movie room is set up it's done, you don't do it every time you watch something.

 

[Siro]

There is nothing better than beating Houston. It really is one of the finer things in life. I'm crying reading Clutchfans.

 

[reignman40]

I usually watch the Jazz games on my projector. Once a movie room is set up it's done, you don't do it every time you watch something.

I was mainly poking fun at him for wasting time watching the rockets altogether.

 

[Revolution 9]

"i might actually watch the jazzhole feed this time, just in case they happen to pan the camera on hayward's wifey"

hahaha

 

[fishonjazz]

"i might actually watch the jazzhole feed this time, just in case they happen to pan the camera on hayward's wifey"

hahaha

Pretty sound logic tbh.

 

[enchilada_style]

When you have James harden it's illegal to complain about refs and flopping

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[enchilada_style]

I was mainly poking fun at him for wasting time watching the rockets altogether.

Sounds like projector envy

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