Summertime Thread

[Scat]

Summer's here and NBA basketball is toast until the '12-'13 season. What is there to talk about? Politics? Philosophy? Trout's most epic dump??

Bikinis!!

OK, call me old fashioned but I still think bikinis from the late 80's early 90's are the greatest. I love how the straps on the bottoms come up over the hips thereby accentuating the narrowest part of a female's anatomy and making a chick's legs look real long.

Now compare this to today's bikinis which accentuate the widest part of a woman's anatomy and shorten her legs. Brooklyn Decker is one fine piece of wool but she looks like crap in this bikini.

I'd love to see her in an older bikini that makes her hips less hippy, her legs more leggy long and lean. Who's the dumbass designer that decided today's bikinis are the way to go??

More examples of nice bikinis.

Discuss.

 

[kwb]

Reminds me of the USA Channel after midnight, "Up! All night!" Now I have that ladies voice in my head. As a kid you were always hoping to see boobies but you never did because well....it was on the USA channel.

 

[Scat]

Reminds me of the USA Channel after midnight, "Up! All night!" Now I have that ladies voice in my head. As a kid you were always hoping to see boobies but you never did because well....it was on the USA channel.

Rhonda Shear

 

[YB85]

Rhonda Shear

Damn, I'm suddenly thinking of a sock drawer that needs to be sorted.

 

[Chad Feldheimer]

Reminds me of the USA Channel after midnight, "Up! All night!" Now I have that ladies voice in my head. As a kid you were always hoping to see boobies but you never did because well....it was on the USA channel.

Or Cinemax like this hoping for the occasional boob

 

[TroutBum]

Reminds me of the USA Channel after midnight, "Up! All night!" Now I have that ladies voice in my head. As a kid you were always hoping to see boobies but you never did because well....it was on the USA channel.

Or Cinemax like this hoping for the occasional boob

Wow. You just described my early teens to a T. I'm glad I wasn't the only horny idiot trying to catch a nipple through the haze.

As for the OP, I agree with you 100% -- I can't stand these low cut swimsuits that are in fashion these days. Yuck.

 

[kwb]

Popular phrase between friends with the haze, "Dude! I think I just saw a nipple!." Friend gets all disappointed. Mind would play tricks on you. Like taking a first timer out snipe hunting.

 

[LogGrad98]

Most of the bikini pictures didn't work on my comp. I am very sad about that.

 

[Gameface]

Most of the bikini pictures didn't work on my comp. I am very sad about that.

Time for an upgrade?

 

[kwb]

Take off the child block.

 

[LogGrad98]

It's called work firewall. It is all good on my home computer.

 

[jazz_fanatic]

 

[Hantlers]

That'll do pig.

 

[Scat]

Roasted pig is good during the summer but this thread is about bikinis. You need to post your picture in Onebrow's boring thread.

https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php...larly-appealing...-Summertime-discussion-only

 

[LogGrad98]

With our neighbors we bar-b-qued a turducken in a pig once. It was fanstastic.