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larryselbows

larryselbows

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but here's my number, so call me, maybe?
It's hard to look right, at you baby, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?
And all the other boys, try to chase me, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?
[Verse 2]
You took your time with the call, I took no time with the fall You gave me nothing at all, but still, you're in my way
I beg, and borrow and steal At first sight and it's real I didn't know I would feel it, but it's in my way
Your stare was holdin', Ripped jeans, skin was showin' Hot night, wind was blowin' Where you think you're going, baby?
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?
It's hard to look right, at you baby, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?
And all the other boys, try to chase me, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?
Before you came into my life I missed you so bad I missed you so bad I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my life I missed you so bad And you should know that I missed you so, so bad
It's hard to look right, at you baby, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?
And all the other boys, try to chase me, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?
Before you came into my life I missed you so bad I missed you so bad I missed you so so bad
Before you came into my life I missed you so bad And you should know that
So call me, maybe?
 
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Dressed to kill and lookin' dynomite,
with her high-laced stockings and her sweater so tight.
I asked her her name, she said her name was "Maybe."

Well she walked up to me, and she asked me to chance
I said, "I am lookin' for some wild romance,"
She gave me a wink--she said I should think about it, maybe

She said, "What you got babe, is what I need.
Your kind of love got me on my knees."
I'm so tied up
What you got got a hold on me, your kind of love make a man outta me
I'm so tied up, you got me so fired up

Little sister, hits the stage
She can't help it, she's comin' of age
Little junior, he's all in a rage

Did you notice she was comin' of age

If looks could kill, I'd be dead on the floor
You got me all tied up, honey, beggin' for more
Somebody call a doctor, I think I'm goin' crazy

(Because) What you got, babe, is what I need
Your kind of love got me on my knees
I'm so tied up
What you got got a hold on me
Your kind of love make a man outta me
I'm so tied up
You got me so fired up

Little sister, hits the stage
She can't help it, she's comin' of age
Little junior, he's all in a rage
Did you notice she was come, come, comin' of....

Little sister, hits the stage
She can't help it, she's comin' of age
Little junior, he's all in a rage
Did you notice she was come, come, comin' of...
Did you notice she was come, come, comin' of age
She's come, come, comin' of age
Yeah she come, she come, she come

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhEdWzfzsTU
 
TroutBum said:
I like that song. Eat me.
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The terrible things that raising daughters can do to a man......


Next up: Trout replaces the carpet of his entire home with pink shag. Purchases a Shi-Tzu soon afterwards.
 
dalamon said:
The terrible things that raising daughters can do to a man......


Next up: Trout replaces the carpet of his entire home with pink shag. Purchases a Shi-Tzu pup pie.
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I can't wait until your daughters catch you wearing their pants.
 
TroutBum said:
Morning jog? Man, you suck at this game.
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I figured that you'd have the sense to try anything to get stop those truffles from shuffling. Maybe lay off the green jello with carrot-shavings that you Mo's seem obsessed with.
 
well, not exactly the thread I was looking for but it's about a song so we'll go with it

I though we had a "misheard" lyrics thread but after much searching, this is the best I could do.

and since these aren't exactly misheard lyrics, per se, it doesn't much matter

at any rate, there's a new production of THE SOUND OF MUSIC opening soon, and the announcement on the radio mentioned that

...you'll hear all the songs you love, like "Climb Every Mountain", "Do Re Mi", "My Favorite Things" and "Anal Wipes"...
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well, that's the way I heard it at any rate...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4bPQznCjJ4

maybe this belongs in the poo thread?
 
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