One day a Los Angeles teacher asked her class, "How many of you like the Lakers?"
All of the class raised their hands except for one little girl.
The teacher asked, "If you don't like the Lakers, whom do you like?"
The little girl said, "I like the JAZZ!"
The teacher then asked her why she liked the JAZZ. The girl
replied, "My mommy is a Jazz fan and my daddy is a Jazz fan so that makes
me a Jazz fan!"
The teacher then asked," Well, if your mommy was a moron and your daddy was a moron, what would that make you?"
The little girl said, "That would make me a Laker."
All of the class raised their hands except for one little girl.
The teacher asked, "If you don't like the Lakers, whom do you like?"
The little girl said, "I like the JAZZ!"
The teacher then asked her why she liked the JAZZ. The girl
replied, "My mommy is a Jazz fan and my daddy is a Jazz fan so that makes
me a Jazz fan!"
The teacher then asked," Well, if your mommy was a moron and your daddy was a moron, what would that make you?"
The little girl said, "That would make me a Laker."