Time to Make Lemonade

[Getting Traded]

I can envision it now. The first meeting between the Celtics and Jazz in SLC. The Jazz starting lineup is Rubio-Hood-Crowder-Favors-Gobert.

The crowd is going wild, first Crowder abuses Hay on d and eventually gets his second foul, late in the first quarter, and Jingling comes in to guard his buddy. Already the Jingling is on Hay's case and messing with his mind, and the Jingling picks his pocket. Mitchell who has replaced Hood zips ahead the pack and Jingling fires a picture perfect lob from half-court that Mitchell flushes down.

Rudy and Favors destroy the C's frontline and the Jazz speed line-up of Dante, Mitchell, and Burks come up with one fast break point after point. The Jazz win going away.

It could happen, so keep the faith. The Jazz will be healed and good next year, and very hungry.

 

[Magic Spray]

**** that. **** lemonade.

Life gave us lemons, let's order the ****in lobster.

Plus the crowd brings all their Haywood heads with a special retrofit:

Then after the first two minutes everyone rips up the Haywood heads and pulls out the Mitchell, Gobert, Ingles, and Rubio heads

 

[Getting Traded]

**** that. **** lemonade.

Life gave us lemons, let's order the ****in lobster.

Plus the crowd brings all their Haywood heads with a special retrofit:

Then after the first two minutes everyone rips up the Haywood heads and pulls out the Mitchell, Gobert, Ingles, and Rubio heads

I wouldn't want to be associated with that thug, Delonte West. The people in Utah and who represent and support the Jazz are not of that ilk.

 

[enchilada_style]

I wouldn't want to be associated with that thug, Delonte West. The people in Utah and who represent and support the Jazz are not of that ilk.

I'll gladly associate myself with that wack job.

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[The Jazz Wonderbra]

If you want to get Haygwarts pissed... I don't think the delonte head on-stick is enough to do it. Although, I would laugh all night about it.

If you want to get Rudy, DL, Quin, and even Trevor Booker (who obviously wishes he were still in Utah) pissed... then just put on replay the Bartelstain debacle on a podcast during workouts.

Smart, Bradley, Olynyk, and Crowder are going for blood wherever they go (assuming they get moved). Even if Crowder doesn't get moved, he is going to be losing big minutes to the 'coaches' pet'. Hay-warts has just made a bunch of enemies whether he likes it or not.

 

[Rubashov]

I'm more of a single malt man myself.