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2014-2015 Jazzfanz Official #playoffpush thread #rallychurro

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I'm a believer already, but if something happened that kept Westbrook out, I would sell all of my possessions and spend all of the proceeds on churros.

Add Davis to that list longer than a sprained ankle will hold him back.
 
IF we can somehow pull off the GS game and OKC/NOP actually start dropping games with these injuries it could start to get interesting
 
0.2% playoff odds per Hollinger. Means 10 out of his 5,000 simulations have us in the playoffs.

If we beat GSW, odds will go up by a lot, since most simulations will have us losing that game. Let's get to 1%!
 
0.2% playoff odds per Hollinger. Means 10 out of his 5,000 simulations have us in the playoffs.

If we beat GSW, odds will go up by a lot, since most simulations will have us losing that game. Let's get to 1%!

Problem with that is that it does not account for injuries. I'd place our chances at about 10-15%
 
As a sub plot to this thread. If the Jazz don't make the playoffs then I want the Thunder to get in as it affects when the Jazz get their pick apparently.
 
Since Rally Churro we've seen injuries in

-Kanter
-Davis
-Klay
-Ibaka

Yet we are still doubtful? Wtf Jazzfanz?

On top of that the Rally Turd© I had from eating my last rally churo was near perfect. Nicely formed, like a more rounded king - sized Snickers, uniformly a nice chocolate brown, and wow did that sucker come out clean. I just got up and walked away, no TP and no tobacco stains later. It was truly a holy crap.
 
Apparently the Pelicans Asik went down with a calf injury last night against the Suns. No idea if he will miss more games.

Keep hitting those VooDoo Dolls Lindsey and SNyder!
 
Apparently the Pelicans Asik went down with a calf injury last night against the Suns. No idea if he will miss more games.

Keep hitting those VooDoo Dolls Lindsey and SNyder!

lol I thought after the wizards game the churro had forsaken us.

little did I know that the churro was simply taking a longer term approach to us making the playoffs this year
 
lol I thought after the wizards game the churro had forsaken us.

little did I know that the churro was simply taking a longer term approach to us making the playoffs this year

Jazz need to stay focused and bring it every night. If they do that and the injuries even stay where they are at for the Pelicans and Thunder I think we actually have a chance.
 
Pelicans are pretty much decimated. Thunder are missing Durant, Ibaka, and Kanter.

I know the odds are still slim as hell, but god damn.

Really makes my heart ache about how many games we've lost because of missed free throws.
 
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