homeytennis
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I see a 6'10" 220 lbs Aussie via Lebanon has been invited to Jazz free agent camp. He is 29 years old but did drop 40 in Lebanon on a team.
Another Aussie in the Mix
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Cappy_Smurf
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He dropped 40 on Lebron? SIGN HIM NOW!
mellow
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I want the Jazz to go all in on the Aussie connection.
Veggimite at the snack stands. Fosters at the adult beverage counter. Movie clips from Road Warrior, the Man from Snowy River, Crocodile Dundee 1 and 2, Finding Nemo and Shrimp on the Barbie.
Steve Irwin, may he RIP, clips exclaiming kriekee. Or some other fun autralian lingo after every dunk.
Warm up songs "I come from the land down under" and Jessica's theme from Snowy River, or anything from the Wiggles.
Speaking of Wiggles, imagine the Jazz dancers bouncing around to "Fruit Salad" or " Hot Potato, Hot Potato"
Wake up Jeff could be modified to Wake up Jazz.
Endless possibilities for fun here.
Veggimite at the snack stands. Fosters at the adult beverage counter. Movie clips from Road Warrior, the Man from Snowy River, Crocodile Dundee 1 and 2, Finding Nemo and Shrimp on the Barbie.
Steve Irwin, may he RIP, clips exclaiming kriekee. Or some other fun autralian lingo after every dunk.
Warm up songs "I come from the land down under" and Jessica's theme from Snowy River, or anything from the Wiggles.
Speaking of Wiggles, imagine the Jazz dancers bouncing around to "Fruit Salad" or " Hot Potato, Hot Potato"
Wake up Jeff could be modified to Wake up Jazz.
Endless possibilities for fun here.
Park Bites
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post of the day
If he dunked on him I say we sign him. In the least we can get him to do pre and post game shows.
Love this idea.... and while it's playing, have a video montage called "The many Faces of Snyder", while he's looking evil in all of them.
homeytennis
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Dude's name is Julian Khazzouh.
He's got a cool name. I'll give him that.
It doesn't matter... you have to have a coach Snyder montage when any sort of "Wake Up" song is playing.
olden_undercover
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Gesundheit.
homeytennis
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He's been invited to a tryout camp which I think precedes the summer leagues.
FalseFlagg K
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Stifle Tower
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LOL! I posted the same thing after getting to homey's post, then went back and saw you had beaten me to the punch line.
Hitman
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So that's what happened to the Big Sneeze.
He spent a pre-season with the Warriors a few year's back, played a couple of minutes of garbage time in one game and got cut shortly after.
From memory he is primarily an inside player, with a reasonable mid-range jumper, but a very solid rebounder, defender and rim-protector.
He was runner-up to Joe Ingles for Rookie of the Year in the NBL, but later won Wookie of the Year when he appeared as an extra in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.