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We should not draft Kelly Oubre and here's why.

Batman

Batman

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Bite me whitechocolate and Smurf douche. It's May and we didn't make the playoffs. Deal with it.

Inspired by Locke's scouting video, I proceeded to watch all the film on Oubre I could find and I am completely off the Oubre train. Get off while you can because that thing is about to derail and be a big time disaster.

Things I don't like.
Not an elite athlete
Weak handle
Questionable motor
Does not play tough
Not great in the restricted area
Underwhelming in transition
Don't see the fire
Not a shot creator
Disappearing act
Inconsistent stoke

I'll admit there was a few things I liked
Quick release
At times very smooth stroke
Decent athlete
Length
Pretty good perimeter defense.
Shot a respectable percentage


I think my biggest concern is the lack of fire and intensity on the court. He kind of reminds me of Jeremy Lamb. I don't think he's gonna be much more than a Lamb type player in the league. I'm off the Oubre Train. You should be too.
 
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Batman said:
Bite me whitechocolate and Smurf douche. It's May and we didn't make the playoffs. Deal with it.

Inspired by Locke's scouting video, I proceeded to watch all the film on Oubre I could find and I am completely off the Oubre train. Get off while you can because that thing is about to derail and be a big time disaster.

Things I don't like.
Not an elite athlete
Weak handle
Questionable motor
Does not play tough
Not great in the restricted area
Underwhelming in transition
Don't see the fire
Not a shot creator
Disappearing act
Inconsistent stoke

I'll admit there was a few things I liked
Quick release
At times very smooth stroke
Decent athlete
Length
Pretty good perimeter defense.
Shot a respectable percentage


I think my biggest concern is the lack of fire and intensity on the court. He kind of reminds me of Jeremy Lamb. I don't think he's gonna be much more than a Lamb type player in the league. I'm off the Oubre Train. You should be too.
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Hey bat bumb licker. Maybe u should stop the hate. Sniff that batdung!!!
 
Crocodile Dante said:
mods please merge
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Mods don't merge, the small minds of these misguided fellows have forgotten what it means to be an American. Haha. No but seriously, they think it is extremely effective to, when wanting to focus on the particulars of one topic, sift through 1,000 pages of content to find all the relevant info. Ain't nobody got time for that. Frankly, Dante I know you are smarter than to suggest such a pernicious stance against reason. Let us instead pay homage to reason by using it. And indeed, let us not wander in the desolate valleys of stupidity by embracing stupidity. Most of all, let's act like Americans.
 
In Laie, they are many Mormons and they would not be happy if a missionary was doing this stuff. I like it there even though you can't even get alcohol at the food land in Laie
 
Batman is a washed-up super hero anyway. Does anyone really care about the DC universe anymore? Marvel is just killing it at the box office. Meanwhile, Batman (and Spiderman) have been rebooted so many times I don't think there's much life left.
 
Stifle Tower said:
Batman is a washed-up super hero anyway. Does anyone really care about the DC universe anymore? Marvel is just killing it at the box office. Meanwhile, Batman (and Spiderman) have been rebooted so many times I don't think there's much life left.
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Spider-Man is marvel.....I hope you did not already forget about the Christopher Nolan masterpiece trilogy about batman.
 
The argument that you can't start a thread about a particular draft prospect because there is a draft thread is dumb to me. And quite frankly, usually when I make a comment about a draft prospect in the draft thread the conversation goes dead and there's no discussion. I could make the most astute observation ever and it would still go untouched. Ultimately, I guess I could just copy and paste that comment every couple hours till I get some activity on it but then I'm sure you dip ***** would complain about that too. What the hell ever. This way I hear ideas. The chances of discussion are greater. Perhaps we need to do away with draft thread. Sorry PKM. Dr Jones. Gotta evolve. Let's evolve. Most of all, Let's act like Americans.
 
Stifle Tower said:
Batman is a washed-up super hero anyway. Does anyone really care about the DC universe anymore? Marvel is just killing it at the box office. Meanwhile, Batman (and Spiderman) have been rebooted so many times I don't think there's much life left.
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Hey, the evanescent relevance of Spider-Man was Toby Mcguires doing. He also completely screwed up The Great Gatsby with his role as Nick Caraway. Disagree about Batman. I'm always relevant and never washed up, Except perhaps for a few years in the late 90's when they had Arnold casted as Mr' Freeze.
 
Batman said:
Hey, the evanescent relevance of Spider-Man was Toby Mcguires doing. He also completely screwed up The Great Gatsby with his role as Nick Caraway. Disagree about Batman. I'm always relevant and never washed up, Except perhaps for a few years in the late 90's when they had Arnold casted as Mr' Freeze.
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You don't even have super powers. Sorry, but Iron Man has you WAY outclassed.

Although Catwoman and Wonder Woman are still intriguing to me. Put those two together and I'm all in!
 
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