No I am reading this. Do you have a trained monkey that reads your forums to you or something? Because that would be awesome.
Anywho, you probably peruse as your alt in case you find something you want to comment on, but then you get so caught up in the whole "I don't have an alt" thing that you don't have the guts to post. So there you are, sitting there in your boxers with your bowl of cheetos browsing as your alt and you see the thread and you go "hey, I haven't voted here yet" so then you do, only it is as your alt.
There you go, foolproof and, I must say, brilliant.