Shout out to Gobert!!!

[Joe Bagadonuts]

My thanks to you my friend. My best post is on Trey Burke stats having 8% better defense than the Dante and inside best defense lineup in NBA. Please read to open your eyes!

Why does that pg_ab guy call native Americans the Indians and say the sioux?

Oy vey. You're back to gobbledy-**** posting again.

 

[The Midnight]

I'm usually quite the do it yourselfer but if I find a bear under my porch I'm gunna go ahead and call a professional. This dude is nuts.

You're right it's just not worth the risk really.


A zoo keeper got killed by a tiger this week here in NZ.. so even the experts are at risk.

 

[♪alt13]

You're right it's just not worth the risk really.


A zoo keeper got killed by a tiger this week here in NZ.. so even the experts are at risk.

Part of me is stoked that polar bears and tigers are endangered. They actively hunt and eat people. They are the Hannibal Lecters of the animal kingdom.

 

[The Midnight]

Part of me is stoked that polar bears and tigers are endangered. They actively hunt and eat people. They are the Hannibal Lecters of the animal kingdom.

I'm still amazed at how in this day and age you can still get killed in a zoo. I mean aren't there protocols and systems in placed for that?

 

[Dr. Jones]

I'm still amazed at how in this day and age you can still get killed in a zoo. I mean aren't there protocols and systems in placed for that?

They're still animals and so are we.

 

[The Midnight]

They're still animals and so are we.

Yeah but we should be to design cages/system well enough to not need to have a hands-on interaction with them...

 

[Dr. Jones]

Yeah but we should be to design cages/system well enough to not need to have a hands-on interaction with them...

yeah, well, we're animals.. and it's an imperfect world of animals interacting. We're not Gods.. unless you're Mormon, I guess.

 

[The Midnight]

yeah, well, we're animals.. and it's an imperfect world of animals interacting. We're not Gods.. unless you're Mormon, I guess.

Well I wouldn't say they're just animals.. some of these animals are BEASTS and should be treated as such, no?

 

[♪alt13]

I'm still amazed at how in this day and age you can still get killed in a zoo. I mean aren't there protocols and systems in placed for that?

They should just kill all the animals and send them to a taxidermist. "Hey, kids wanta pet a panda?" Petting a dead panda would be way more fun than watching it take a dump then waddle on over to a corner and commence to sulking about his sexual dysfunction.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Well I wouldn't say they're just animals.. some of these animals are BEASTS and should be treated as such, no?

#hungrybeasts

 

[The Midnight]

They should just kill all the animals and send them to a taxidermist. "Hey, kids wanta pet a panda?" Petting a dead panda would be way more fun than watching it take a dump then waddle on over to a corner and sulk about his sexual dysfunction.

Well, no.


Have 1 display cage/area and have 1 sleeping/resting area. You drop in food in the display area in the morning so he goes there when he wakes up, then you drop in food in the sleeping area at night so he goes there for dinner. You close off the 2 areas day/night.


No need to touch or interact with the BEASTS.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

I'm still amazed at how in this day and age you can still get killed in a zoo. I mean aren't there protocols and systems in placed for that?

The bad news for dumb people is that you can still get killed pretty much anywhere if you do stupid enough things.

 

[♪alt13]

Well, no.


Have 1 display cage/area and have 1 sleeping/resting area. You drop in food in the display area in the morning so he goes there when he wakes up, then you drop in food in the sleeping area at night so he goes there for dinner. You close off the 2 areas day/night.


No need to touch or interact with the BEASTS.

My idea is better. You save a lot of money on feed that you could give to homeless people(pretty sure homeless people can consume bamboo. If you can drink mouthwash bamboo should be no big deal) and no one has to shovel poop(except for homeless people poop).

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

My idea is better. You save a lot of money on feed that you could give to homeless people(pretty sure homeless people can consume bamboo. If you can drink mouthwash bamboo should be no big deal) and no one has to shovel poop(except for homeless people poop).

How much have you been drinking tonight, alt?

 

[The Midnight]

My idea is better. You save a lot of money on feed that you could give to homeless people(pretty sure homeless people can consume bamboo. If you can drink mouthwash bamboo should be no big deal) and no one has to shovel poop(except for homeless people poop).

But with your idea.. the BEAST won't be moving... so... that's kinda pointless?

 

[♪alt13]

How much have you been drinking tonight, alt?

I'm not homeless drunk if that's what you're asking.

But with your idea.. the BEAST won't be moving... so... that's kinda pointless?

Servos dude.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Pandas rule.

 

[The Midnight]

Pandas rule.

They say a person's favourite animal/pet generally shares a similar appearance/character to that person?


So would it be fair to say you're 'panda like' in real life?

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

I'm not homeless drunk if that's what you're asking.

Was not suggesting that you're homeless.

Servos dude.

Brilliant. Whatever you're on tonight, keep it up. It's pretty entertaining.

 

[Stifle Tower]

They say a person's favourite animal/pet generally shares a similar appearance/character to that person?

My favorites are:
1. Weasel
2. Sloth
3. Banana Slug