Speeding?

[Dr. Jones]

I go 5 over on the freeway, that is about it.

Don't open that door.

 

[Gameface]

I've honestly try to stay with the flow of traffic on the freeway since they raised the limit to 70. I don't drive during rush hour much but on off hours the freeway is much nicer to use now.

 

[Miggs]

Since a two point ticket becomes a four point ticket if they (the cops) clock you going 15+ miles per hour over the speed limit, I generally go 10-13 over on the freeway. It's 65 by me so I usually go 75-78. Though if I'm being honest, on my way home, I generally want to see how fast I can make it home (it's a game of sorts where I try to break my record) and I often go between 80-90 with my eyes peeled for coppers the whole time.

 

[bigb]

damn, anal much?

The speedometer in my truck has a digital readout that gives the exact speed in big bold numbers. Makes it easy to know exactly how fast I'm going. If you go like 30 in my neighborhood people will post your license plate number on the neighborhood Facebook page.

 

[Cappy_Smurf]

^This

Context matters. For instance I never speed when I'm drunk cuz I'm a good person.

You drive drunk?

Be sure to bend the barb in before you remove the hook, or else it's a bitch to pull out.

 

[Cappy_Smurf]

damn, anal much?

Not since your mom left town.

 

[♪alt13]

You drive drunk?

I try not to but sometimes my crack dealer won't come to me so I don't really have a choice.

 

[Cappy_Smurf]

I try not to but sometimes my crack dealer won't come to me so I don't really have a choice.

You have kids, don't you? If their legs aren't long enough to reach the pedals just nail some wood blocks to their shoes. Plus they can come in handy if you do get hassled by the fuzz, cuz they can take the fall for the possession charge and probably get off with a slap on the wrist.
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There's always a choice.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Be sure to bend the barb in before you remove the hook, or else it's a bitch to pull out.

Huh? I'm no doctor but it seems like bending the barb would make things worse. Do you take us for idiots?

I try not to but sometimes my crack dealer won't come to me so I don't really have a choice.

I literally could have written this post myself. And the same thing goes for gathering necessities like cold tablets, ephedrine, iodine and Freon. Try to find a pharmacy or sporting goods store that will deliver. Not happening! You pretty much have to go there yourself no matter what your condition, and there's a good chance they'll hassle you even then. "Sir, you're not allowed to purchase that much at once." "Sir, what are you going to do with all of this tubing and jars?" I usually just put my stuff in a backpack and walk out without even making eye contact with the cashier. It's so much simpler and saves everyone a ton of hassle.

Anyway, it's nice to finally meet someone who can relate. Most people are so anal about this sort of stuff!

 

[candrew]

When I'm in the fast lane I consistently drive 15-20 mph over the speed limit.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

You have kids, don't you? If their legs aren't long enough to reach the pedals just nail some wood blocks to their shoes. Plus they can come in handy if you do get hassled by the fuzz, cuz they can take the fall for the possession charge and probably get off with a slap on the wrist.
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There's always a choice.

I have kids. I never even thought of this stuff. Thanks! You're alright (despite that weird barb advice).

 

[Gameface]

I have kids. I never even thought of this stuff. Thanks! You're alright (despite that weird barb advice).

This is what he's talking about...

You bend that barb down so that it doesn't poke out, making it easier to remove the hook once you bring the fish in.

So now it's more like this...