ALARM! - Wake up and POST!

[The Midnight]

Good Morning guys!! Just woke up ... 8.39am here... slept like a baby last night


Hope everybody have a GREAT day today!!!!

 

[RJF]

Hablas espanol?

Buenos dias Dr. J

A few words and phrases. The only slang I know is from Venezuela that I picked up from my RM sister, so it's clean.

 

[Hekate]

Dude, it's buenos dias. Even though dia ends in a, it's considered masculine. Hence, buenos dias. Kind of like mano (hand). It ends in o, but is feminine. La mano, las manos. There are many other words like this. On another note, el agua (water) follows this, until it is plural. Then it becomes las aguas.

That is the end of my Spanish lesson for now.

That is helpful. Gracias.

 

[♪alt13]

Mota? Chiva?

 

[bigb]

That is helpful. Gracias.

See Dr. Jones? Some people like free Spanish lessons, *** or not.


You have to remember that in most cases, it follows the rule of masculine o gets el, feminine a gets la. But like all things, the are exceptions.
This concludes free Spanish lesson número dos.

 

[bigb]

El Cranko.




or is it La Cranko?

El Cranko. I'm 100% masculine. Just ask your wife.

 

[b_line]

Just woke up. What did I miss?

 

[Bronco70]

Buenas Dios, y'all!

 

[bigb]

Buenas Dios, y'all!

Again with the Spanish lessons. Dios (God) is masculine. It follows the rule, so it gets el, or on this case "Buenos". I'm going to start charging your asses for this stuff.

 

[Bronco70]

Again with the Spanish lessons. Dios (God) is masculine. It follows the rule, so it gets el, or on this case "Buenos". I'm going to start charging your asses for this stuff.

Muchos gracias.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I remember el mapa being one of those that doesn't fit the norm.

 

[bigb]

Muchos gracias.

Now I'm starting to think you're doing it on purpose.

 

[Stoked]

My favorite is when they dont conugate the verbs

Yo hablar espanol.
gustar hablar con ud.

 

[Dr. Jones]

My favorite is when they dont conugate the verbs

Yo hablar espanol.
gustar hablar con ud.

Stick to English. It's conjugate.

 

[Dr. Jones]

My favorite is when my wife gets a beer buzz she communicates with Latinos by speaking more slowly and adding emphasis to the last syllable of EVERY word in the sentence. Embarrassing as ****.

 

[Gameface]

I don't know if I'm spelling it correctly or if I'll get in trouble but...

chip on my huevos pinche ****

I must have done okay on the last word...sounds a lot like pluto.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Testing

Joto
****

 

[Gameface]

I don't know if I'm spelling it correctly or if I'll get in trouble but...

chip on my huevos pinche ****

I must have done okay on the last word...sounds a lot like pluto.

I think the literal translation is "Suck on my eggs little bitch" but I could be wrong. BigB, I'm ready for my Spanish lesson.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I think the literal translation is "Suck on my eggs little bitch" but I could be wrong. BigB, I'm ready for my Spanish lesson.

Not a good translation, at all, for what you wrote.
Behold!
The wrath of bigb thou shalt be forthcoming.

#duckandcover

 

[Gameface]

BigB we need you!

What did I say?