I take a couple weeks off from this roach motel, and Jerry Sloan all of a sudden re-****ing-tires?
What did you numbnuts do? Whos is coaching the team now? When is the All-Star game? Has anyone seen the weather out there? Is it getting warmer? I was very cold when I went away, but I'm better now. I've cleaned up my act. I've changed the direction of my career to be more suitable for children, and I'm going to cut the nasty, raunchy **** from my act. First step, no more saying "****." Or posting pictures of NAS wearing a shirt that says "******" on it. And no more pictures of the moon, for crissakes.
While I was gone, I watched Beverly Hills Cop like three times. You know why? The simple "*** Factor." Booties were nicer back then, rounder, firmer. Butts had elasticity and dynamism, made you wanna keep watching them. Time was, you could pay $5 for an ***, and it would last at least a week. Talk about the good ol' days.
Well them days is gone now. When I look around me now, all the asses I see are old and worn-out, flabby like leftover gefilte fish. I want my money back.
Give me Axel Foley *** anyday of the motherfudging week.
You can keep your transexual-loving Norbit ***. No thanks. I'm taking the higher ground.
I miss you crappy frickers so much.
What did you numbnuts do? Whos is coaching the team now? When is the All-Star game? Has anyone seen the weather out there? Is it getting warmer? I was very cold when I went away, but I'm better now. I've cleaned up my act. I've changed the direction of my career to be more suitable for children, and I'm going to cut the nasty, raunchy **** from my act. First step, no more saying "****." Or posting pictures of NAS wearing a shirt that says "******" on it. And no more pictures of the moon, for crissakes.
While I was gone, I watched Beverly Hills Cop like three times. You know why? The simple "*** Factor." Booties were nicer back then, rounder, firmer. Butts had elasticity and dynamism, made you wanna keep watching them. Time was, you could pay $5 for an ***, and it would last at least a week. Talk about the good ol' days.
Well them days is gone now. When I look around me now, all the asses I see are old and worn-out, flabby like leftover gefilte fish. I want my money back.
Give me Axel Foley *** anyday of the motherfudging week.
You can keep your transexual-loving Norbit ***. No thanks. I'm taking the higher ground.
I miss you crappy frickers so much.
