Behind the back pass

[Hotdog]

For my next trick, we will conduct an exercise.

I am going to decide what assets the Jazz can part ways with. You (my teammates) will decide what players in the NBA those assets could get for us. In other words. I'll behind the back pass half the trade idea to you, and you'll finish it.

Ready.....


If I'm the Jazz, I'm putting all these assets on the table, bugging whoever I can get to listen.

OKC 1st
GSW 1st
4 2 rounders
2 of our own future firsts(all the way up to unprotected)
Alec Burks
Trey Burke
Trey Lyles
Dante Exum
Trevor Booker
Rodney Hood
Jeff Whithey
Tibor Pleiss
Ante Tomic rights
Raul Neto
Chris Johnson
Joe Ingles
3 million cash


You can use all those assets, or just some. What are some players you can think for that we could get with all those assets?

 

[fishonjazz]

For my next trick, we will conduct an exercise.

I am going to decide what assets the Jazz can part ways with. You (my teammates) will decide what players in the NBA those assets could get for us. In other words. I'll behind the back pass half the trade idea to you, and you'll finish it.

Ready.....


If I'm the Jazz, I'm putting all these assets on the table, bugging whoever I can get to listen.

OKC 1st
GSW 1st
4 2 rounders
2 of our own future firsts(all the way up to unprotected)
Alec Burks
Trey Burke
Trey Lyles
Dante Exum
Trevor Booker
Rodney Hood
Jeff Whithey
Tibor Pleiss
Ante Tomic rights
Raul Neto
Chris Johnson
Joe Ingles
3 million cash


You can use all those assets, or just some. What are some players you can think for that we could get with all those assets?

Your mom

 

[The Midnight]

OK I'll play.


I think a rebuilding team would bite. May be the 76ers, Brooklyn or Phoenix? The problem is those teams don't have any real 'star player' that we're looking for neither.


To be honest with you I think the Jazz are content to just sit on their hands, make the draft picks, and hope for one those picks turn into a 'star' the way Gobert and Hood are starting to turn into. 2017 is supposed to be a loaded year talent wise and we have quite a few picks in that so our chances increase.


This strategy requires GREAT patience, but I think DL has that kind of patience even if the fan base does not.

 

[Dr. Jones]

This is dumb.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Enes Kanter for two firsts and Derrick Favors. Throw in Dante Exum to make salaries match.

 

[Boris]

For my next trick, we will conduct an exercise.

I am going to decide what assets the Jazz can part ways with. You (my teammates) will decide what players in the NBA those assets could get for us. In other words. I'll behind the back pass half the trade idea to you, and you'll finish it.

Ready.....


If I'm the Jazz, I'm putting all these assets on the table, bugging whoever I can get to listen.

OKC 1st
GSW 1st
4 2 rounders
2 of our own future firsts(all the way up to unprotected)
Alec Burks
Trey Burke
Trey Lyles
Dante Exum
Trevor Booker
Rodney Hood
Jeff Whithey
Tibor Pleiss
Ante Tomic rights
Raul Neto
Chris Johnson
Joe Ingles
3 million cash


You can use all those assets, or just some. What are some players you can think for that we could get with all those assets?

All of those plus are picks. For Kevin Durant.