Are high speed energy efficient hand dryers in bathrooms...

[fishonjazz]

Hilarious

 

[fishonjazz]

Lol.

These are the best

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Is there a better thing than a really clean, public restroom and toilet? Seriously, it's such a relief and pleasure to be able to do your business without feeling like you may be contracting AIDS.

Are you a woman?

 

[bigb]

Are you a woman?

Are you trying to say you're not more comfortable doing your duty on a clean toilet than one that's questionable?

 

[Gameface]

Are you trying to say you're not more comfortable doing your duty on a clean toilet than one that's questionable?

I prefer clean restrooms, but there are a lot of things that are better than a clean restroom. If I can avoid it I prefer not to use public restrooms at all.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Are you trying to say you're not more comfortable doing your duty on a clean toilet than one that's questionable?

I'm saying that clean restrooms are a major women's issue, and I can understand why. I can do my duty without physically coming into contact with any object in the restroom if need be. So yeah, I'd prefer a clean restroom to a dirty one, but I'm not going to die of aids from either one.

The original post said, "Is there anything better than a clean restroom..." So yes, there are a ton of things better than that.

 

[bigb]

I prefer clean restrooms, but there are a lot of things that are better than a clean restroom. If I can avoid it I prefer not to use public restrooms at all.

There were multiple times in Honduras that I had to remove a cockroach or beetle from the "toilet" seat before I used it. I can do my duty just about anywhere now.

But yes, I prefer a nice clean one. I've literally come to the verge of messing myself waiting on the job site because the port a potty was scheduled to be cleaned that day so I was waiting.

 

[Miggs]

I prefer clean restrooms, but there are a lot of things that are better than a clean restroom. If I can avoid it I prefer not to use public restrooms at all.

I can't. I take about 4-5 dumps a day and pee another 8-12 times.

 

[Miggs]

I'm saying that clean restrooms are a major women's issue, and I can understand why. I can do my duty without physically coming into contact with any object in the restroom if need be. So yeah, I'd prefer a clean restroom to a dirty one, but I'm not going to die of aids from either one.

The original post said, "Is there anything better than a clean restroom..." So yes, there are a ton of things better than that.

Holy ****, turdball. It's hyperbole. No **** there are 17,327 things better than that. Winning the lottery, watching the birth of your first child, watching the Rockets lose in the first round of the playoffs...but it's ****ing up there. Good for you you can drop a deuce without coming into contact with the toilet seat. So can I. I could probably also stay awake for 60 hours straight but I don't want to try. Just like I don't want to try to see if I can do a 90 degree air squat for 180 straight seconds as I drop the Cosbys off at the pool and wipe my ***. I'd prefer to walk into a clean stall and do my business without having to worry about wiping off the toilet seat five times and laying toilet paper down on the seat before sitting and doing my business. In other words, it's pretty nice to just walk in and take a nice ****, relieving myself without any work to do so.

 

[Miggs]

Bring the neg, Joe, because that's how you roll. Tool.

 

[♪alt13]

Restrooms have gotten pretty snazzy in the last 20 years or so. Even porta potties are decent. I remember piss soaked casino carpet and moldy drywall back in the day. Mens restrooms used to be a ****in nightmare.

 

[fishonjazz]

Ya
There is grocery chain here called harmons (not sure if you have em in your neck of the woods) and the one by my house has the best bathrooms of all time.

I used to have a picture of them on my phone cause they are so nice I felt the need to take a pic.
It's almost worth it to leave my own house to go down the road to their bathroom... Almost.

So I'm at that harmons right now getting whooping cough vaccinations you are supposed to get for the new baby apparently and I used the bathroom and took some photos.

That is the door to the stall!

The stall itself

There is the urinal and the stand in the picture usually has a plant on it.

Not bad for a bathroom eh? Really nice tile on the floor and walls too. Always has a good scent in there too.