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Breaking News: NBA upholds Houston appeal!

In other breaking news, the Jazz dancers have signed on a new starlet to appeal to a demographic of old, fat men looking for something a little more 'familiar'. Team President Randy Rigby stated, "We have plenty of thin, cute fake blonds in Alex, Ciara, Brianna, and Krissy... we have our fair share of Melody, Safari, and Lexie Brunnets... Golly gee, we even have a Ginger, Alyssa! But in a league that is defined by mismatches, Mimi provides us with a talent that none of our Dancers have. Unnatural booty and a post presence on the cheer squad!"

Dennis Lindsey further commented "We busted Steph Curry checking out a few of the more prominent "relief society arms" in the audience. Now that we know his weakenss, we aim to exploit it! Analytics further show that Draymond Green loves his fair share of that creamy cottage cheese. We expect Mimi will be a major distraction as we move threw round one of the playoffs."

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MIMI will propel us to the playoffs like no rally churro could!
 
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The Jazz Wonderbra said:
In other breaking news, the Jazz dancers have signed on a new starlet to appeal to a demographic of old, fat men looking for something a little more 'familiar'. Team President Randy Rigby stated, "We have plenty of thin, cute fake blonds in Alex, Ciara, Brianna, and Krissy... we have our fair share of Melody, Safari, and Lexie Brunnets... Golly gee, we even have a Ginger, Alyssa! But in a league that is defined by mismatches, Mimi provides us with a talent that none of our Dancers have. Unnatural booty and a post presence on the cheer squad!"

Dennis Lindsey further commented "We busted Steph Curry checking out a few of the more prominent "relief society arms" in the audience. Now that we know his weakenss, we aim to exploit it! Analytics further show that Draymond Green loves his fair share of that creamy cottage cheese. We expect Mimi will be a major distraction as we move threw round one of the playoffs."

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MIMI will propel us to the playoffs like no rally churro could!
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You shouldn't have buried this important news in an April Fools thread.
 
Mine was funnier.

- After all, it was me who first started the tainted win over Huston stuff. The comedy now stems from the fact that I would continue it.
- My post came with pictures.
 
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