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We are gonna win the lottery (official thread)

mellow said:
Left or right? Y'all better decided soon.

Andy Larsen ✔ ‎@andyblarsen
These are your representatives at the draft lottery one week from today: Dennis Lindsey, Justin Zanik, Steve Starks. https://twitter.com/StevenStarks/status/730176393162563584 …

With a lineup like that there is no-way the jazz can lose.

We will all know by this time next Tuesday.
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Right for sure. That's the problem child.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337Z using JazzFanz mobile app
 
Ellis269 said:
After careful consideration, I think we should let b_line give his right nut for the top pick. It worked well for the Cavs in getting LeBron back and we should emulate them in trying to get Kevin Durant this offseason.

So the plan moving forward should be. . . jump up in the lotto and get a potential franchise player (Simmons/Ingram) for down the line (but don't be stupid and trade him for Kevin Love), then trade Burks and picks for Jeff Teague (even if it's just as a rental), trade Burke, Pleiss, ($6 million cap space freed up) cash and the 2nd round picks to get the two best draft and stash prospects that they can, set aside the $26 million needed to sign KD and use the remaining cap space ($8-9 million) and Quin's reputation/relationship to get Pau Gasol.

Then you put DL, Snyder, Hayward, Gobert and Malone to work and sell Durant on a full 4/3 MAX contract with a potential starting lineup of Gobert, Favors, Durant, Hayward and Teague with Gasol, Lyles, Simmons/Ingram, Hood, Exum and Mack off the bench. . . (plus Jingles, Withey and Neto rounding out the roster.)

All they have to do is give b_line's right nut to get the #1 pick and the rest should fall nicely into place.
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Wow. It all sounds so simple and obvious when you put it like that. B_line, we're all counting on you. Don't let us down.
 
Joe Bagadonuts said:
Wow. It all sounds so simple and obvious when you put it like that. B_line, we're all counting on you. Don't let us down.
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Not really a big deal, if you're done having kids you don't even need them. And you will probably enjoy all that extra space in your boxers.
 
mellow said:
Left or right? Y'all better decided soon.

Andy Larsen ✔ ‎@andyblarsen
These are your representatives at the draft lottery one week from today: Dennis Lindsey, Justin Zanik, Steve Starks. https://twitter.com/StevenStarks/status/730176393162563584 …

With a lineup like that there is no-way the jazz can lose.

We will all know by this time next Tuesday.
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The NBA is a sucker for kids. Send JP Gibson you fools!
 
Stoked said:
The NBA is a sucker for kids. Send JP Gibson you fools!
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This is the kind of planning the org needs. We send JP, and the NBA draft lottery is putty in our hands, unless some other team has a kid that's more adorable, but I'm not sure such a child exists.

I'd like to make a change to an earlier statement about being nice to Batman if we win the lottery.

I will be nice to that rat if we get anywhere in the top three. However, if we move to 13-14 I will destroy his mental state all the way to Arkham asylum where he will never be heard from again.
 
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