He's never around. Is death by abstinence a new thing?
I think the term abstinence implies an intentional act.
Try another.
He usually quits posting when he gets on a vacation away from everything including jazzfanz as he sips his cocktail and enjoys the islander chicks' company.
How are the trannies treatin' ya, bro?
Haven't met them and not planning to... why, are you into that?
I'm not the one who frequents Thailand. Bro.