Miggs
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PM me. I swear on me and my family's lives I would never tell anyone.
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PM me. I swear on me and my family's lives I would never tell anyone.
That would defeat the purpose... we need a trusted moderator to settle this.
Miggs
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I'm not telling you to PM me so we can find out who wins our little argument. PM me so I can simply discover the reason which you don't want to broadcast.
NAOS
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but now you're only making it worse. Everybody is going to assume the worse, like that you have severe erectile dysfunction or AIDS. Etc. Your best bet is to just put it out there at this point.
LOL .. I'm pretty sure you're the only one around here assuming the worst.
Again, .. I'm not ready to divulge that info just yet.
Joe Bagadonuts
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Red rover red rover,
Send the reason on over.
NAOS
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I guarantee I'm not even in the top third.
Well I guess now that CL is no longer interested in the argument that started this, this is now a moot point..
NAOS
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Agreed. The only thing that would save it is nickkk sharing the REAL REASON HE'LL NEVAR GET TEH MATRIMONY
Miggs
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Legit possible reasons.
1) He's gay. (already thought that anyway)
2) His dick's inverted. (def possibility considering he's Asian)
3) He can't keep a girl for any sustained amount of time because his overly sensitive, clingy nature scares and annoys the **** out of them. (my actual reason he'll never get married)
4) He's gay. (too many indicators point in this direction, not that there's anything wrong with it)
5) His only sexual experience lasted five seconds and ended with him prematurely finishing into his partner, knocking her up, and fathering a child, someone that he has never been allowed to see and will never see because of his creepy interests in celebrity relationships and anything lavendar, thus scarring him both emotionally and even physically since that same partner, furious after his terrible performance, scarred him just seconds after by cutting his tiny dick off, thus rendering him completely and utterly incapable of ever having sex ever again.
1) He's gay. (already thought that anyway)
2) His dick's inverted. (def possibility considering he's Asian)
3) He can't keep a girl for any sustained amount of time because his overly sensitive, clingy nature scares and annoys the **** out of them. (my actual reason he'll never get married)
4) He's gay. (too many indicators point in this direction, not that there's anything wrong with it)
5) His only sexual experience lasted five seconds and ended with him prematurely finishing into his partner, knocking her up, and fathering a child, someone that he has never been allowed to see and will never see because of his creepy interests in celebrity relationships and anything lavendar, thus scarring him both emotionally and even physically since that same partner, furious after his terrible performance, scarred him just seconds after by cutting his tiny dick off, thus rendering him completely and utterly incapable of ever having sex ever again.