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Stoked said:
Spring City/Mt Pleasant/Fountain Green. [MENTION=642]ConradA24[/MENTION]
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I just farted on hwy116. This plac is a **** hole. The hot lady at that gas station on Moroni main wanted my swinger so we drove to the wellhead just north of the elementary and city park an had a couple beers. You can see the place from hey 116 they drilled it right there in the middle of the city lmao.

I could not finish because the smell of cows was so bad. To bad I did not snap a pick of her *** to share with my boys.
 
Boris said:
I just farted on hwy116. This plac is a **** hole. The hot lady at that gas station on Moroni main wanted my swinger so we drove to the wellhead just north of the elementary and city park an had a couple beers. You can see the place from hey 116 they drilled it right there in the middle of the city lmao.

I could not finish because the smell of cows was so bad. To bad I did not snap a pick of her *** to share with my boys.
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Badass post.
(This Adam W?)
 
I saved a guy from drowning today. It's kind of what I do a lot of days because I run a whitewater rafting business, but this was different.

First time in my life I have been preparing to do cpr on a person I thought I was going to watch die. He was drunk and not wearing a life jacket.

Pro tip: don't drink and run rivers. And always wear a life jacket on the river. Even if you don't think you need it. Always.
 
b_line said:
I saved a guy from drowning today. It's kind of what I do a lot of days because I run a whitewater rafting business, but this was different.

First time in my life I have been preparing to do cpr on a person I thought I was going to watch die. He was drunk and not wearing a life jacket.

Pro tip: don't drink and run rivers. And always wear a life jacket on the river. Even if you don't think you need it. Always.
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Wow.. good on ya... this guy sounded like the Kevin Bacon character in 'River Wild'.
 
b_line said:
I saved a guy from drowning today. It's kind of what I do a lot of days because I run a whitewater rafting business, but this was different.

First time in my life I have been preparing to do cpr on a person I thought I was going to watch die. He was drunk and not wearing a life jacket.

Pro tip: don't drink and run rivers. And always wear a life jacket on the river. Even if you don't think you need it. Always.
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I once pulled a kid out of a river. Tried to resuscitate him. Didn't succeed.
 
Holy crap, i am in New Delhi and Delhi Belly is no joke. Im currently on the pooper lettin it all flow out. Delhi is a really cool place. I checked out Taj Mahal in Agra last night and really feel like i checked off one of lifes major goals. Today, i just did a city tour and visited Humayans Tomb, Gate of India, and a bunch of other places.

India is not for everyone. I spent the first few days in Bihar, the poorest state in India. It was very densely packed and extremely disjointed by first world standards. I saw a few people with their eyeballs completely popped. Like a giant white raisin in their eye sockets. It was sad but they got a round ok.

But once i left Bihar, and was able to make my way around Delhi and Agra, i met some of the nicest people. Got a few facebook friends out of it. So whats good with all yall?
 
Did you voluntarily go to India in July when it's hot as a mug, smells the worst, monsoon season, etc..... or do we need to alert the authorities that you're being held against your will?
 
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