Jazz dancers to change to 'new hip-hop style' for 2016-17 season

[Cappy_Smurf]

Welp.. we can only hope it doesn't gt too saucy.

No, we can't hope that. How awesome would it be for Jason and Colton to have to censor out the Jazz dancers? Yeah, let's hope for that.

 

[Cappy_Smurf]

Also, it might be easier getting really good seats at the whatever-they-call-it-now arena/stadium thingy if the season ticket holders are too embarrassed.

 

[The Midnight]

I had no idea the Jazz had cheerleaders

Wow, really?

 

[The Midnight]

Guys - I've added a poll ... so feel free to vote and let's see who's for and who's against the new move.

 

[jazzfan1971]

I've witnessed almost this exact person in person. So hard not to bust up laughing

I've met a similar. A guy though. I am a bit surprised this is a female. Maybe lesbian though? Might be upsetting my stereotyping ability.

 

[NUMBERICA]

If it were ever possible to completely hate a post while also finding it completely hilarious, this is it.

 

[7StraightIsGreat]

The Jazz dancers haven't existed for 30 years, have they?

 

[infection]

The Jazz dancers haven't existed for 30 years, have they?

No. Probably about 25 years. We got them in the David Benoit era.

 

[7StraightIsGreat]

Fun Jazz dancer story you've probably never heard: During the finals years, a main contributor to our team knocked up a Jazz dancer and paid her a lump sum of around 200k to keep her mouth shut. She had the baby and why she only agreed to 200k blew my mind. She could have easily gotten more than that in child support. And no, I won't name the player.

 

[UB]

Fun Jazz dancer story you've probably never heard: During the finals years, a main contributor to our team knocked up a Jazz dancer and paid her a lump sum of around 200k to keep her mouth shut. She had the baby and why she only agreed to 200k blew my mind. She could have easily gotten more than that in child support. And no, I won't name the player.

They didn't call him Horny for nuthin'.

 

[NAOS]

Welp.. we can only hope it doesn't gt too saucy.

I imagine there are many different reasons why someone would "hope" such a thing. What are yours?

 

[The Midnight]

Fun Jazz dancer story you've probably never heard: During the finals years, a main contributor to our team knocked up a Jazz dancer and paid her a lump sum of around 200k to keep her mouth shut. She had the baby and why she only agreed to 200k blew my mind. She could have easily gotten more than that in child support. And no, I won't name the player.

That's still a decent amount of money though in those days?