Dude, you know what it's like when you haven't gotten laid in a long time? Just getting to touch a boob is amazing. We've got dry Jazz balls here!
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Dude, you know what it's like when you haven't gotten laid in a long time? Just getting to touch a boob is amazing. We've got dry Jazz balls here!
Nah. Unless I have you mistaken, I'm pretty sure you said something hurtful to me a few weeks back. It was kind of mean and hurt my feelings, so please bite rocks.
Cappy_Smurf
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Yeah, I remember that. He said something about you being short and still living in your mom's basement. I remember because I thought it was really over the line, considering that she let you move upstairs at least a month ago.
What's funny is that your mother, or as I like to call her, Pinky, has no issues coming over...and sleeping on the floor after we're done bumping uglies. Girl is good to go.
Cappy_Smurf
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See, now you've hurt MY feelings...and I was only trying to help.
Hurt your feelings? Pinky swore to me you knew about her and my relationship...well, arrangement if I'm trying to be more accurate.
Cappy_Smurf
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This is very strange. So, am I to understand that your pet name for her is the same name that she uses to refer to your willy? Doesn't that get confusing at times?
Pink is pink, yo.
cctrackstar
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no,no, no change of topic, back to 'pinky'
I'd say everyone but Burks will play.
