RSL thread

[UB]

Gods, I love UB's new signature.

Crap, I been changing that **** up a lot. Hope you like my new one. It's from Rebecca Black's hot nu video!

 

[UB]

RSL won its first game of the new season on Saturday, 1-0 against the San Jose Earthquakes.

Nice goal, Beckerman! ---> https://www.mlssoccer.com/videos?id=12874

 

[CONAN]

Going to first game Saturday night. Advice?

 

[UB]

Nice! I'm going, too. Dress warm, bring a blanket. Prepare some witty epithets to hurl at David Beckham and the Galaxy. Here's a list of mine:


Sweaty Spice
More like "Gay"laxy


That's all I've got.



Wear red. Bring throat lozenges, to ward off losing your voice from screaming. Enjoy!

 

[CONAN]

Will Donovan be there? When he gets stuffed can I yell "This aint Ghana!"

 

[UB]

Hah! Nice. Yes, old Landycackes will be there, receding hairline and all, ready to air out some more awesome PKs in front of a sell-out Rio Tinto crowd.

Enjoy this as a teaser of things to come:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkSkCFcBQ-I&feature=related

 

[bordelais7]

Hah! Nice. Yes, old Landycackes will be there

No, he won't. He's with the national team this week. Will Johnson and Saborio will also be with their national teams.

 

[TroutBum]

Going to first game Saturday night. Advice?

Bring plenty of anal lube.

 

[CONAN]

Bring plenty of anal lube.

This is sage advice wherever one goes.

 

[Safetydan]

I still haven't been to a game.. should I go? please advise.

 

[UB]

No, he won't. He's with the national team this week. Will Johnson and Saborio will also be with their national teams.

I just noticed this today. Missing Sab is going to suck a ball or two.

 

[UB]

I still haven't been to a game.. should I go? please advise.

Aside from being the gayest thing a man can do, soccer is fun to play and watch. RSL is a very good team, so it's a pleasant experience to enjoy.