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Park Bites

Park Bites

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in honor of ennie-meanie's wonderful song

Jingle Joe, Jingle Joe, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch,
A three-pointer on the way,
Hey ...
Jingle Joe, Jingle Joe, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch,
A three-pointer on the way.

Passing Alley-oops
The Slo-oh-mo lay-ups
Bantering with opponents
Keeping Dante calm
Doesn't Doc wish
He didn't cut Joe
We're so glad he did
Now we can say ho-ho,
Oh ...

Jingle Joe, Jingle Joe, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch
A three-pointer on the waaaaaay!
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I thought i would give a stab at it sung to Oh christmas tree

Oh stifle tower, Oh stifle tower!
The blocks are never ending
Oh Stifle tower, Oh stifle tower,
The blocks are never ending

Not only great when Hill is here,
But also when haywards near.
Oh stifle tower, Oh stifle tower,
the block are never ending!

Oh stifle tower, Oh stifle tower,
Such pleasure do you bring me!
Oh stifle tower, Oh stifle tower,
Such pleasure do you bring me!

For every year this stifle tower,
Brings to us such length and power.
Oh stifle tower, Oh stifle tower,
Such pleasure do you bring me!

Oh stifle tower, Oh stifle tower,
the blocks are never ending!
A symbol of fear and loathing
the blocks are never ending

Each shining night
Each crisp salute
No one alive spreads fear so well

Oh stifle tower, Oh stifle tower,
the block are never ending
 
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Crocodile Dante said:
in honor of ennie-meanie's wonderful song

I thought i would give a stab at it sung to Oh christmas tree

Oh stifle tower, Oh stifle tower!
The blocks are never ending
Oh Stifle tower, Oh stifle tower,
The blocks are never ending

Not only great when Hill is heer,
But also when haywards near.
Oh stifle tower, Oh stifle tower,
the block are never ending!

Oh stifle tower, Oh stifle tower,
Such pleasure do you bring me!
Oh stifle tower, Oh stifle tower,
Such pleasure do you bring me!

For every year this stifle tower,
Brings to us such length and power.
Oh stifle tower, Oh stifle tower,
Such pleasure do you bring me!

Oh stifle tower, Oh stifle tower,
the blocks are never ending!
A symbol of fear and loathing
the blocks are never ending

Each shining night
Each crisp salute
No one alive spreads fear so well

Oh stifle tower, Oh stifle tower,
the block are never ending
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I think I started something here ... :) ... imagine if Jerry was still the coach, we could sing, "Have a Jerry Little Christmas."
 
on the First day of christmas the Jazz gave to me



One player in the next all star game
Two twin towers
Three technical fouls
Four full quarters
Five Healthy Players
Six blocks a coming
Seven stupid losses
Eight game win streak
Nine fans a heckling
Ten quin death stares
Eleven trade proposals
Twelve postseason Victories
 
Do you Hear what I Hear?

Said an Vivint usher to a Jazz fan
Alec will return soon
Sometime around the first is the plan
Alec will return soon
His ankle, his ankle, it will be alright
This kid can jump really high
This kid can jump really high

Said the beat reporter to a Jazz fan
Favors will return soon
Bring him back slowly is the plan
Favors will return soon
His knee, his knee, was bruised like a grape
Now he needs to get in game shape
Now he needs to get in game shape

Said the radio voice to the Jazz Fans
George Hill will return Soon
When he feels good is the plan
George Hill will return soon
His toe, his toe, got jammed like his thumb
He will be our number one
He will be our number one

Said the GM to the Jazz Fans
Listen to what I say
Injuries are things fans don’t understand
Listen to what I say
Timelines, timelines, they are never right
Imagine how good we could be some night
Imagine how good we could be some NIGHT!
 
You know Hayward an Favors an Burks an Exum, Ingles an Boris an Johnson an Lyles
But who do you recall?
The most dominant blockmaster of all

Rudy the block boss rains fear
Doesnt have any shining foes
An if you ever saw him
You would even claim he grows

All of the other GM's
Passed over him on draft day
But not Lord King Lindsey
Who laughed and called them all names

Then one foggy injury spree
Snyder called upon his man
Rudy broke every center
An told ESPN I am the man
 
Up near the rooftop point guards pause
Out jumps Rudy for the block
Slams it down there cheeks with lots of joy
Barks to the crowd come get some boy
Ho ho ho! How did he grow? Ho ho ho how did he grow high as a roof top block, alter, brick?
Down through there faces with good Saint Stick.
 
Our offense it breaks down, our defense sometimes too, we like to blow really big leads our team can play like poo.

Injuries have sucked, they can bring you down, hopefully when all is healed they'll run opponents in the ground.

Oh, jingle jazz, jingle jazz, jingle all they way, oh what fun, it is to pass 'til the shot clock runs away, hey!

Jingle jazz, jingle jazz, jingle all they way, tough defense makes us break down in a most unsettling way.

Hey, jingle jazz, jingle jazz, jingle all the way, I miss the Delta Center, Vivint Smart Home arena is gay.
 
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas


I’m dreamin of the postseason
Just like the ones we used to know
Where the Jazz didn’t skip ‘em
And fans all listened
To hear, Hot Rod make the call

I’m dreamin of the postseason
With every win the Jazz collect
Even when Lyles looks like a project
And when Rudy, the shots he does reject
 
Boris said:
You know Hayward an Favors an Burks an Exum, Ingles an Boris an Johnson an Lyles
But who do you recall?
The most dominant blockmaster of all

Rudy the block boss rains fear
Doesnt have any shining foes
An if you ever saw him
You would even claim he grows

All of the other GM's
Passed over him on draft day
But not Lord King Lindsey
Who laughed and called them all names

Then one foggy injury spree
Snyder called upon his man
Rudy broke every center
An told ESPN I am the man
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Good start, need to finish ...

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Snyder came to say
Rudy, with your foes affright
Won’t you guide our team tonight
Then how his teammates loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Rudy the block boss rains fear
You’ll go down in history
 
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