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Being a Jazz fan this year is like...

Being a Jazz fan this year is like having a 4K TV that will only play certain movies.
 
Buying a new Lambo, but the dealership has to assemble it first. The arrival times for each piece of the car is "indefinite". You just want to get the damn thing running on all cylinders, but the pieces aren't there yet.
 
I'm really enjoying this season. In the fifth spot with a bit of cushion and close to the 4th spot and homecourt advantage.
Two players playing their best basketball of their careers (4 if you count ingles and mack) and playing like all stars.

Ingles leading the league in 3 point % and Gobert in field goal %.

Looking forward to the rest of the season and the playoffs.
 
I'm really enjoying this season. In the fifth spot with a bit of cushion and close to the 4th spot and homecourt advantage.
Two players playing their best basketball of their careers (4 if you count ingles and mack) and playing like all stars.

Ingles leading the league in 3 point % and Gobert in field goal %.

Looking forward to the rest of the season and the playoffs.

It has been frustrating, though. Almost every time we look set to gain some ground, another issue pops up. I think this team is 2nd or 3rd in the west if we had everybody healthy. We finally get Favors back, but he looks like he probably shouldn't be playing. Hill comes back for a game or two, then gets hit with a completely different injury and he's back out. Burks comes back and plays 3 minutes, then gets a DNP because 3 minutes back to back is too much.

If I didn't know better, I'd say God hates us. Some of you guys need to quit fiddling with your fun sticks or something. We're being punished.
 
Some of you guys need to quit fiddling with your fun sticks or something.

Is there something else I could give up instead?


How bout sex while the wife is on the rag? Ya, I will sacrifice that.
 
It has been frustrating, though. Almost every time we look set to gain some ground, another issue pops up. I think this team is 2nd or 3rd in the west if we had everybody healthy. We finally get Favors back, but he looks like he probably shouldn't be playing. Hill comes back for a game or two, then gets hit with a completely different injury and he's back out. Burks comes back and plays 3 minutes, then gets a DNP because 3 minutes back to back is too much.

If I didn't know better, I'd say God hates us. Some of you guys need to quit fiddling with your fun sticks or something. We're being punished.

After endless experimentation with this, I have actually found that there is no correlation whatsoever between fiddling with the fun stick and the Jazz performance.
 
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