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8 Months?????

We had these folks move in behind us who refused to put up any curtains. The wife would walk around nekked from time to time. It really started bugging me so I decided to throw it in their faces by setting up with binoculars, camcorders, telescopes, the works. Well, the husband sure got the hint one day as we had a long cross window stare down. That SOB knows he lost because curtains went up the next day. My family is safe again, but now he gives me dirty looks when I show up to church hungover. They also don't let me pray no more.

That reminds me... I wonder if those videos are still floating around the web somewhere...
 
There is good naked and there is bad naked..

That is truer than the bible, the declaration of independence and "All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten" all rolled into one.
 
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