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Game 2--Where y'all gonna be for the game?

Wes Mantooth said:
2) fish is not the drinker he makes you believe. disappointed bro. love you but wtf. hold your alcohol. (-;

5) fish was also a good dude. don't get me wrong. just thought he could actually drink like a man.
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Strange thing to say.

So I drank an entire flask of red stagg (somewhere around 8 shots or so I believe)
Drank an icehouse on the drive over (my wife dropped me off)
Drank a stein of beer.
3 shots of sailor jerry.
2 shots of jameson.
2 shots of makers mark.
That's the drinks I ordered myself... might have had a couple more that you guys ordered for me too. (Not sure if you guys bought me a round or two as well)
Drank a few shots of high west whiskey from Ron mexico flask.
I took out $120 from the atm before arriving, gave you $50 for the jazz ticket (leaving $70 if my math is correct) and got home with $10 (after Ron mexico dropped me off. Thanks a bunch btw [MENTION=181]Ron Mexico[/MENTION]) so I spent $60 on alcohol (though to be fair a bit of that money was spent on a couple shots that I bought for you) plus brought my own booze in my flask.
Charmed the **** out of the only single cute girl there to the point I had to beat her off with a stick and give her a fake phone number. (I would never really give her the time of day as I would never cheat on my wife. I only even started talking to her cause wes was saying that his buddy wanted to meet some cute girls so I started a conversation with her thinking maybe his buddy would come get involved)
Didn't puke or act a fool or anything and wasn't there all that long and now I'm up at 5 am to go to work.

I only drink a few times per month bro. Your expectations were apparently WAY to high. What did you expect.

PS. remember how some dude gave me a big ole bud of weed because I gave him a cig? Lol

Have fun at the parks today bro. Watch for flash floods and be safe!
 
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fishonjazz said:
Strange thing to say.

So I drank an entire flask of red stagg (somewhere around 8 shots or so I believe)
Drank an icehouse on the drive over (my wife dropped me off)
Drank a stein of beer.
3 shots of sailor jerry.
2 shots of jameson.
2 shots of makers mark.
That's the drinks I ordered myself... might have had a couple more that you guys ordered for me too. (Not sure if you guys bought me a round or two as well)
Drank a few shots of high west whiskey from Ron mexico flask.
I took out $120 from the atm before arriving, gave you $50 for the jazz ticket (leaving $70 if my math is correct) and got home with $10 (after Ron mexico dropped me off. Thanks a bunch btw [MENTION=181]Ron Mexico[/MENTION]) so I spent $60 on alcohol (though to be fair a bit of that money was spent on a couple shots that I bought for you) plus brought my own booze in my flask.
Charmed the **** out of the only single cute girl there to the point I had to beat her off with a stick and give her a fake phone number. (I would never really give her the time of day as I would never cheat on my wife. I only even started talking to her cause wes was saying that his buddy wanted to meet some cute girls so I started a conversation with her thinking maybe his buddy would come get involved)
Didn't puke or act a fool or anything and wasn't there all that long and now I'm up at 5 am to go to work.

I only drink a few times per month bro. Your expectations were apparently WAY to high. What did you expect.

PS. remember how some dude gave me a big ole bud of weed because I gave him a cig? Lol

Have fun at the parks today bro. Watch for flash floods and be safe!
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How did I miss this thread? I was wandering around City Creek with $3k around the time Wes was hitting up Gateway. Could have been a helluva night.
 
franklin said:
How did I miss this thread? I was wandering around City Creek with $3k around the time Wes was hitting up Gateway. Could have been a helluva night.
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Wtf bro. Come out after the game Friday night! We'll be right there in downtown.
 
fishonjazz said:
Strange thing to say.

So I drank an entire flask of red stagg (somewhere around 8 shots or so I believe)
Drank an icehouse on the drive over (my wife dropped me off)
Drank a stein of beer.
3 shots of sailor jerry.
2 shots of jameson.
2 shots of makers mark.
That's the drinks I ordered myself... might have had a couple more that you guys ordered for me too. (Not sure if you guys bought me a round or two as well)
Drank a few shots of high west whiskey from Ron mexico flask.
I took out $120 from the atm before arriving, gave you $50 for the jazz ticket (leaving $70 if my math is correct) and got home with $10 (after Ron mexico dropped me off. Thanks a bunch btw [MENTION=181]Ron Mexico[/MENTION]) so I spent $60 on alcohol (though to be fair a bit of that money was spent on a couple shots that I bought for you) plus brought my own booze in my flask.
Charmed the **** out of the only single cute girl there to the point I had to beat her off with a stick and give her a fake phone number. (I would never really give her the time of day as I would never cheat on my wife. I only even started talking to her cause wes was saying that his buddy wanted to meet some cute girls so I started a conversation with her thinking maybe his buddy would come get involved)
Didn't puke or act a fool or anything and wasn't there all that long and now I'm up at 5 am to go to work.

I only drink a few times per month bro. Your expectations were apparently WAY to high. What did you expect.

PS. remember how some dude gave me a big ole bud of weed because I gave him a cig? Lol

Have fun at the parks today bro. Watch for flash floods and be safe!
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Thanks for the shots. I owe you on Friday.

dat bud doe
 
Wes Mantooth said:
Thanks for the shots. I owe you on Friday.

dat bud doe
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The bud thing was so weird. So random.
We actually threw it away cause we don't know if maybe something was done to it or wrong with it.
So strange and funny though
 
Btw I want to apologize if my buddy made any Mormon jokes that were uncalled for last night. Not cool. He was probably just trying to be affable.
 
fishonjazz said:
The bud thing was so weird. So random.
We actually threw it away cause we don't know if maybe something was done to it or wrong with it.
So strange and funny though
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Yep, you handed it to me and I was like wtf. Felt like cops were gonna swarm me.
 
fishonjazz said:
Strange thing to say.

So I drank an entire flask of red stagg (somewhere around 8 shots or so I believe)
Drank an icehouse on the drive over (my wife dropped me off)
Drank a stein of beer.
3 shots of sailor jerry.
2 shots of jameson.
2 shots of makers mark.
That's the drinks I ordered myself... might have had a couple more that you guys ordered for me too. (Not sure if you guys bought me a round or two as well)
Drank a few shots of high west whiskey from Ron mexico flask.
I took out $120 from the atm before arriving, gave you $50 for the jazz ticket (leaving $70 if my math is correct) and got home with $10 (after Ron mexico dropped me off. Thanks a bunch btw [MENTION=181]Ron Mexico[/MENTION]) so I spent $60 on alcohol (though to be fair a bit of that money was spent on a couple shots that I bought for you) plus brought my own booze in my flask.
Charmed the **** out of the only single cute girl there to the point I had to beat her off with a stick and give her a fake phone number. (I would never really give her the time of day as I would never cheat on my wife. I only even started talking to her cause wes was saying that his buddy wanted to meet some cute girls so I started a conversation with her thinking maybe his buddy would come get involved)
Didn't puke or act a fool or anything and wasn't there all that long and now I'm up at 5 am to go to work.

I only drink a few times per month bro. Your expectations were apparently WAY to high. What did you expect.

PS. remember how some dude gave me a big ole bud of weed because I gave him a cig? Lol

Have fun at the parks today bro. Watch for flash floods and be safe!
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Wow.. that's a lot of drinking.
 
fishonjazz said:
Strange thing to say.

So I drank an entire flask of red stagg (somewhere around 8 shots or so I believe)
Drank an icehouse on the drive over (my wife dropped me off)
Drank a stein of beer.
3 shots of sailor jerry.
2 shots of jameson.
2 shots of makers mark.
That's the drinks I ordered myself... might have had a couple more that you guys ordered for me too. (Not sure if you guys bought me a round or two as well)
Drank a few shots of high west whiskey from Ron mexico flask.
I took out $120 from the atm before arriving, gave you $50 for the jazz ticket (leaving $70 if my math is correct) and got home with $10 (after Ron mexico dropped me off. Thanks a bunch btw [MENTION=181]Ron Mexico[/MENTION]) so I spent $60 on alcohol (though to be fair a bit of that money was spent on a couple shots that I bought for you) plus brought my own booze in my flask.
Charmed the **** out of the only single cute girl there to the point I had to beat her off with a stick and give her a fake phone number. (I would never really give her the time of day as I would never cheat on my wife. I only even started talking to her cause wes was saying that his buddy wanted to meet some cute girls so I started a conversation with her thinking maybe his buddy would come get involved)
Didn't puke or act a fool or anything and wasn't there all that long and now I'm up at 5 am to go to work.

I only drink a few times per month bro. Your expectations were apparently WAY to high. What did you expect.

PS. remember how some dude gave me a big ole bud of weed because I gave him a cig? Lol

Have fun at the parks today bro. Watch for flash floods and be safe!
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Did y'all pull your dicks out and measure them?
 
Wes Mantooth said:
Btw I want to apologize if my buddy made any Mormon jokes that were uncalled for last night. Not cool. He was probably just trying to be affable.
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I didnt hear any. But they would not have bugged any of us that were there at the bar drinking.
 
Wes Mantooth said:
Yep, you handed it to me and I was like wtf. Felt like cops were gonna swarm me.
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The security guy did knock over my Churros thinking I snuck in booze and left it in a brown bag. Maybe thats why we lost... Although we did go on a run when you started eating them.
 
Ron Mexico said:
The security guy did knock over my Churros thinking I snuck in booze and left it in a brown bag. Maybe thats why we lost... Although we did go on a run when you started eating them.
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Pretty damn hilarious that you brought them churros. Great idea.

Also funny how we were both taking a piss at the urinals and you offered up your flask of whiskey and I was drinking it while pissing. Lololololol
 
fishonjazz said:
Pretty damn hilarious that you brought them churros. Great idea.

Also funny how we were both taking a piss at the urinals and you offered up your flask of whiskey and I was drinking it while pissing. Lololololol
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Those churros were fantastic. Mad props to RM.

A little bit sad I didn't get invited into the bathroom for any of the backdoor drinking though.
 
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