10-11 Jazz Season Limericks

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Sit around me and you will see
How the Utah Jazz fall came to be
Sloan left due to spite
For a player who was half white
Jazz Nation cries, woe is me

 

[pickledXgrandma]

I would bet money that our fans are more poetically talented than clutchfans

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

I would bet money that our fans are more poetically talented than clutchfans

It totally sucks that poetry doesn't play a role in determining the NBA championship. Stern obviously has it out for us because I'm pretty sure he's the one that keeps preventing adding rhyme time to the rules. If not for his meddling, we'd be a dynasty by now!