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Pregame

We're gonna need Redick to be a complete weapon this game. The Jazz fans won't see it coming

@MarcJSpearsESPN Jazz has flight plans to go to Bay Area after Game 7 and packed accordingly for a trip. Utah playing like it expects to dine in Bay tonight.

GH has such sexy hair. And have you seen that promo they did with his wife and their cute baby girl? damn the man has got it all

I couldn't be more confident in us winning this game 7. We have nothing to lose so everyone will bring it like never before. Closing out the Jazz will be a huge accomplishment for this team regardless of what happens in the 2nd round.

One caveat. I’ve watched about 20 jazz games this season and despite what we’ve seen in this series they have been a horrendously bad shooting team. Maybe they’re too deep and long and we’re too banged up but I won’t be surprised if those brick layers show up again. We saw it in game 6 so it’s still an issue for them. Won’t get any easier in a game 7 on the road. Go clips!




Game thread

t's astounding that jj can't get free against ingles

The Jazz are going to be a terrifying team these next few years.

I can't believe I'm begging for Paul Pierce over JJ.

i hate how handsome gordon heyward is

If Hood makes his open 3s today we are done for. So we should stop leaving him open.

Not bad. We desperately need jj to heat up. Jazz once again are getting better looks than us. Still tied after 1 i'll take it

So our bench doesn't show up at home, but theirs does on the road in game 7.

They just need to pick up the dang pace The Jazz half court defense has them totally stymied

We just complain and make mistakes while the Jazz just play their game. I can't take it.

Gobert in foul trouble again oh boy

3 on gobert this is our game!!!

the NBA is practically giving it to us with three early fouls on Gobert and we still can't get it done. smh

The Jazz have effectively mindf***ed Redick in this series

I f***ing hate Joe Ingles.

39 points jesus christ, if we win how are we supposed to compete with the offenses of the warriors, spurs/rockets, and cavs!?

The Jazz defense has stifled us.

Steps for Clippers to win this game:
• Waive JJ Redick at halftime
• Stop allowing Ingles to look like Michael Jordan
• Box out and grab those rebounds DeAndre

I have to give the Jazz credit....by shutting down Redick....they destroyed any offensive game plan the Clippers devised for the Jazz

We only have 48 points guys. with less than 1.5 quarters to go. and they lead us by 16, now 17. Hahaha damn!

We really gonna lose with Rudy having 0 points lmao

Our ref you suck chant sounds like we have less than 2k fans in the building.

Keys to a Clipper win in a pivotal game: don't let the opposition sit their best player. See: Harden in 2015; Gobert in 2017.

DOWN 20. F***OURLIVES

F*** My Life! What did I ever do to have to go through all that **** watching the Clippers. It seems there is no way out of this one except CP going super God mode

WE ARE MOVING TO UTAH! JUST KIDDING. F*** UTAH.

We've failed to defend Utah well the entire series. It's just a shame that they couldn't be ice cold on their shots for one more game.

Okay. 16 pts isn't too much when they've got a whole quarter to chip away. But if they're gonna do it they have to play like they believe they can. Only way when Jazz are shooting 50% fg and 45% from 3. They're dominating in practically every way. Missing all those threes is killing em too

As salty as this makes me to watch u gota give it up to Snyder and more importantly the Utah defense. F*** the refs for real

We have to have at least one run left in us. I don't know if we can close a 13 point gap but we can't go 48 minutes without ever really asserting ourselves.

Give up! There's no f***ing way the Jazz blow this lead. They are not the Clippers. It's over. Time for all of us to move on with our lives.

Hayward can't miss wtf

ive been drinking and doing drugs like mick jagger for years but nothing ages me like being a clippers fan

lmao. jj is like -9000

DAMN IT why do they keep hitting those shots

The Clippers have done this to me too often. Giving hope and then going blank. Maybe this time it won't be the case

we had to win 7 straight games at the end of the season just to get matched up w/ these guys lol

I think i'm gonna be sick, my stomach hurts so much from stress that i think i'm going get a goddamn ulcer at the age of 22! Jesus i can taste the blood in my mouth already.

Seriously. Someone file a Missing Persons report for JJ Redick and company.

exum in the game a good move. that length is bothering cp3. hill will come in rested to end it

Refs know that nobody wants to see a blowout game 7.

Reddick really has no points, Jazz got his *** locked up.

Quin Snyder looks like he belongs in The Godfather

Jazz just cant miss this game, total opposite of g6

Game 6, they guarded Ingles so tight and tonight they're leaving him wide open. I wonder what happened.

Man, Utah is scoring on every possession!

The Jazz head coach looks like a Marvel superhero villain

Clips giving up on defense, soley relying on refs now

I'd be nervous if I was a Jazz fan

Hair Gordon is fuming right now.

JJ Redick has wrecked his contract opportunities this series. Has he just lost a step or has the Jazz wings played him out of the series?

Can we talk about the fact that the Jazz might be the most good-looking team in the NBA? I'm a straight man, but between George Hill, Rudy Gobert, Raul Neto, and Gordon Heyward, they have a good looking man in every flavor.

CP3 keeping it classy with that kick in the 4th

see, it was only a 14 point lead, i was getting excited because it is possible to come back from 14 and even 16, but plays like that, where jazz end up with a layup are so demoralizing

oh ingles you were suppose to be a clipper i remember that exhibition game i saw you play, and i saw flashes of this,.. sigh.. farmer just had to get hurt that changed everything for the clippers

Joe Johnson has gotten enough back rim bounces this series to last a career.





Postgame

It's good the clippers lost. The Jazz are actually a formidable challenge against the Warriors. Who wants to see the clippers lose by 35 in a 4 game sweep

Yo Gordon was about to murder Gobert for touching his hair like that. The amount of gel in his hair is absurd

Hayward's hair game is next level

how the hell does his hair stay so perfect during a game

His Hairness

I hope at one point in my life I'll feel a tenth of the vindication Joe Ingles must feel in this moment

"chris, will the clippers be back here playing game 9?"

Two Jazz players try to mess up Hayward's hair during the post-game interview and it still comes out perfect... Jesus. No homo
• That blew my mind. When that hand came off and the hair looked undisturbed, my brain couldn't understand it.

There is not a player on the Jazz I don't like, really hope you make it hard on the Warriors.

Gordon Hayward is deceptively good at basketball

For the NBA's sake, Warriors Jazz would be a great series. Utah can give them fits.

When Gobert went out with foul trouble,you knew Utah was going to win. This team never capitalizes on anything. I watched the game and thought the refs actually were helping the Clippers. Especially at the end. Poor rebounding and dumb,dumb TOs cost them the game. At least 2 of the fouls called on Gobert were really questionable. Oh well,at least my kids can have the TV back until November.

Utah improved over the season. Hayward went from a good player to an all star then a super star.*

t was impressive how the Clippers forced this series to seven games, but as I mentioned in the previous recap game 6 felt like an illusion where the Clippers bench played over their heads and the Jazz missed a bunch of open shots. The truth is the Jazz have had a stranglehold over the tempo of the series since game 3 and the Clipper’s have been exclusively reliant on Chris Paul having an excellent game in order for a chance to win, which he did not have in game 7.

Speaking of forgettable games, JJ Redick was once more invisible (at best), scoring 3 points on 1-5 shooting. He was horrid on defense— the Jazz sought him out every time down the floor. JJ provided one strong game amid six horrible ones, and this underachieving might throw his future on the Clippers into doubt.

What kills me with the hate we tried it all We tried trapping they would get rebounds or find cutter, tried switching all their players are bigger than ours, tried running DJ to close out help they would find bigs, tried DJ switch on perimeter they make 3’s or get rebounds, and tried to play safety they bullied to the paint got a good look over a shorter player or got DJ under the rim helping. THAT*IS great coaching and great management of roster talent and configuration. Like come on after the whole series Jamal still ended up guarding Joe Johnson!







Clippers pain

we had to win game 6 to lose in a more terrible way at home. this is the clipper way.

John Zeigler‏*@J_Zeigler_59**8m8 minutes ago
I am abandoning the Clippers bandwagon because you can spell Los Angeles Clippers without at least 3 L's and i can't take it

20017‏*@StrikaNation24_**38m38 minutes ago
RIP Los Angeles Clippers December 25th, 2011-April 30th, 2017

Greatness**‏*@imjusgreatness**13m13 minutes ago
The Los Angeles Clippers need to blow it up AND relocate.

isaac‏*@Stat4Stat**38m38 minutes ago
Barber Clippers >>> Los Angeles Clippers

a‏*@CSAviate**2h2 hours ago
Stevie Wonder with some clippers >>>> Los Angeles Clippers

If this is the last playoff push from this Clippers team as they are currently constructed like some have suspected, then their greatest accomplishment in the past 6 years is briefly becoming the best team in LA. They'd win 50-60 games, have their share of all stars, be exciting to watch, but they just couldn't get out of the second round. They'd have a great series here and there, but couldn't put it all together. It's unfortunate

How are they so bad all this talent and they can't win ****

its for the best, it makes no sense wining a game only to be served up as second-round-roadkill. Utah will at least win 2 games if not more.

Please keep this team together, Balmer. I feel like they need another year ;)

What exactly does JJ Redick say in the locker room after this series? His next podcast should just be him apologizing to CP3 for an hour. He was a ghost.

3 things are sure in life Death Taxes **** the Clippers

Football season can't get here fast enough

I bought a cigar to destroy my lungs, champagne to destroy my liver and one of those greasy bacon dogs to give me a stroke and heart attack after this season. A lot more pleasant than eating a gun.
 
An absolute master piece Jazzavenues. Perhaps the best Jazzfanz post of all time.
 
"Steps for Clippers to win this game:
• Waive JJ Redick at halftime
• Stop allowing Ingles to look like Michael Jordan
• Box out and grab those rebounds DeAndre"

Okay, I strained my stomach muscles Friday night, rolling my fat *** across the ground to get away from a charging skunk. Belly laughs hurt; this quote made me hurt like hell!
 
Snyder putting Exum in albeit a few minutes was a great move and he deserves kudos for that.

Reading this you can see even Clippers fans realized his length bothered Paul.

Exum in the game a good move. That length is bothering CP3. Hill will come in rested to end it.


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I hope at one point in my life I'll feel a tenth of the vindication Joe Ingles must feel in this moment

Rep to anybody who can create an Ingles highlight video from this series with this music:

[video=youtube_share;yf5qrVdD9E0]https://youtu.be/yf5qrVdD9E0
 
My top 10. Clippers fans are going to have nightmares of Jingles for YEARS!

10. Utah improved over the season. Hayward went from a good player to an all star then a super star.*

9. I have to give the Jazz credit....by shutting down Redick....they destroyed any offensive game plan the Clippers devised for the Jazz.

8. What exactly does JJ Redick say in the locker room after this series? His next podcast should just be him apologizing to CP3 for an hour. He was a ghost.

7. Can we talk about the fact that the Jazz might be the most good-looking team in the NBA? I'm a straight man, but between George Hill, Rudy Gobert, Raul Neto, and Gordon Heyward, they have a good looking man in every flavor.

6. The Jazz head coach looks like a Marvel superhero villain.

5. Gordon Hayward is deceptively good at basketball.

4. Exum in the game a good move. that length is bothering cp3. hill will come in rested to end it.

3(a). I hope at one point in my life I'll feel a tenth of the vindication Joe Ingles must feel in this moment.
3(b). The Jazz have effectively mindf***ed Redick in this series.
3(c). I f***ing hate Joe Ingles.

2. What kills me with the hate we tried it all We tried trapping they would get rebounds or find cutter, tried switching all their players are bigger than ours, tried running DJ to close out help they would find bigs, tried DJ switch on perimeter they make 3’s or get rebounds, and tried to play safety they bullied to the paint got a good look over a shorter player or got DJ under the rim helping. THAT*IS great coaching and great management of roster talent and configuration. Like come on after the whole series Jamal still ended up guarding Joe Johnson!

1. I've been drinking and doing drugs like mick jagger for years but nothing ages me like being a clippers fan.

Thanks JazzAvenues - hopefully we have 4 more of these coming our way against the Dubs. Favorite part of the wins this year tbh
 
"Steps for Clippers to win this game:
• Waive JJ Redick at halftime
• Stop allowing Ingles to look like Michael Jordan
• Box out and grab those rebounds DeAndre"

Okay, I strained my stomach muscles Friday night, rolling my fat *** across the ground to get away from a charging skunk. Belly laughs hurt; this quote made me hurt like hell!
Video evidence or it didn't happen.
 
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Haha.. Hayward has a lot of white guys being envious of him.


GH has such sexy hair. And have you seen that promo they did with his wife and their cute baby girl? damn the man has got it all
 
Video evidence or it didn't happen.

I wish it didn't happen and I'm damn glad nobody saw it! Except my dog, who by the way stood 50 feet away watching like, "No thanks, this is your fight. That damn skunk got me two months ago."
 
we had to win 7 straight games at the end of the season just to get matched up w/ these guys lol
 
Can we talk about the fact that the Jazz might be the most good-looking team in the NBA? I'm a straight man, but between George Hill, Rudy Gobert, Raul Neto, and Gordon Heyward, they have a good looking man in every flavor.


"Every flavor" LMAO
 
Can we talk about the fact that the Jazz might be the most good-looking team in the NBA? I'm a straight man, but between George Hill, Rudy Gobert, Raul Neto, and Gordon Heyward, they have a good looking man in every flavor.


"Every flavor" LMAO

Somewhere Kiri and JazzGal are nodding in agreement at this comment... LOL ...
 
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