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ok, this is perhaps an extreme example, but yeah...

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people who do this should be wrapped in a flag-adorned straightjacket and thrown in the back of a cargo van traveling over a pot-hole filled road
 
When I'm driving with my wife and we get where we're going and park and I get out and get to the door of the place we're going and stop to open the door for my wife but when i turn around she hasn't even gotten out of the car yet.

Like what the hell takes so long? Undo seatbelt, open door, exit vehicle...done.

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When I'm driving with my wife and we get where we're going and park and I get out and get to the door of the place we're going and stop to open the door for my wife but when i turn around she hasn't even gotten out of the car yet.

Like what the hell takes so long? Undo seatbelt, open door, exit vehicle...done.

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Perhaps she's waiting for you to open her door?
 
How do you get all the way to the door of the place and not realize she's not there?

But I feel ya. They do take forever to leave the car.
 
How do you get all the way to the door of the place and not realize she's not there?

But I feel ya. They do take forever to leave the car.

Yes this, I do wait behind the car for what seems like forever sometimes but I have never walked all the way into the store without noticing she has gotten out of the car. Although I could make it to the door most of the time. Its even more baffling because I am driving most of the time. I am the one who needs time to gather my **** and put the parking brake on and put it in gear, she has time to be prepared to get out of the car.
 
Men - you just don't understand. It has to do with our multi-tasking brains. There is a lot more involved than just opening the door and getting out.
 
If you have a new set of exercises and workout philosophy you are following, this is called a REGIMEN. REGIMEN.


If you have just established a great new government and hope to oppress your people for personal gain, this is called a REGIME. REGIME.


They are NOT interchangeable.

Ugh.




(note: a regime does not have to have a negative connotation, I just used that example for fun. Also a regime does not necessarily have to be a political organization, it can really be any system of leadership, although that is the normal usage of the word)
 
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