SLOANFELD. Party TIME. EXCELLENT.

[Gyp Rosetti]

Do you ever ask yourself before you post, "Is this really necessary and/or relevant to the topic at hand?"

Are you in some funhouse with mirrors are all over the ****ing walls?

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Off the table means that you're done with it. On hold means pending.

I think it's funny that all you guys want to talk about is Boozer yet are the first ones to report my posts and call me a troll if I post something pro-Boozer/anti-Jefferson.

I would LOVE to talk about Carlos Boozer...on RealGM...So...let's talk about something else right now.

Bro, more of this. The Black Hole Sun reference was stellar.

 

[The-Joker]

SimepleHeel, when he wasn't ripping off my Jazz insider topic, had one of the best posts in the history of the internet with the picture of the cow featuring the caption "I'M A HORSE DAMMIT." It was boss. If you link me to that post, I'll give you positive rep.

I appreciate being mentioned in you comeback tour post. But that post was really only an 8.

 

[TroutBum]

Trout > SloanFail > BeanClown > Bozzer > Science

 

[The-Joker]

Trout > SloanFail > BeanClown > Bozzer > Science

You underestimate science.

 

[Sloanfeld]

Dude the craziest **** happened to me today. I gave this dude a ride home from the playground today, after dominating in basketball, and we were chit-chating in my ride and he told me that he attends the Church of JCLDS. I was like, whoa so you're Mormon? I never met a Mormon before. Don't forget, I live in PA, so it's just kind of weird, but I figured you all would care.

 

[The-Joker]

Dude the craziest **** happened to me today. I gave this dude a ride home from the playground today, after dominating in basketball, and we were chit-chating in my ride and he told me that he attends the Church of JCLDS. I was like, whoa so you're Mormon? I never met a Mormon before. Don't forget, I live in PA, so it's just kind of weird, but I figured you all would care.

I thought you were a mormon?

The fact that you've never met a mormon, means you don't get out much. I was in San Francisco last week and I met a few just walking around.

 

[franklin]

Do you play recordings of yourself talking while you sleep?

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Dude the craziest **** happened to me today. I gave this dude a ride home from the playground today, after dominating in basketball, and we were chit-chating in my ride and...

You should have stopped here. This as a post alone would have made for the highest comedy of the day.

 

[Sloanfeld]

I thought you were a mormon?

Hell no. I didn't even know we had a mormon temple place in my area.

I live in a predominately Catholic area. Most of the people in my age range don't even go to church.

Oh, and comparing where I live to San Francisco is just ridiculous.

 

[kwb]

So let me get this straight, you won't argue about Boozer on here so I can say how badly Boozer sucks on D and how a 90 year lady with osteoporosis is more durable than he is? Sorry Sloan, I know turf toe is a real injury and needs time to heal, especially during the playoffs. AND 1!

 

[moevillini]

Dude the craziest **** happened to me today. I gave this dude a ride home from the playground today, after dominating in basketball, and we were chit-chating in my ride and he told me that he attends the Church of JCLDS. I was like, whoa so you're Mormon? I never met a Mormon before. Don't forget, I live in PA, so it's just kind of weird, but I figured you all would care.

did you ask if is he a member? or at least a Jazz fan?