I dont need any gas money but you two **** stains can ride in my sperm bucket under a few conditions.
1. You have to meet me at the local elementary Scholl where I'll be avoiding my wife and getting **** faced in the backseat.
2. One of you **** mulchers has to DD, and, if I get the munchies when we leave you have to make a quick stop at Ridley's.
3. I might get enraged by alcohol and try to burn Cedar city to thge ground, especially the SS office so you have to take the keys (j/k).
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