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JazzGal said:
Florida Man Dies In Explosion After Attempting To Microwave A Microwave
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I thought that made you go back in time. Or maybe that was microwaving instant coffee.
 
Florida is a **** hole. I spent a week in Miami once, I would never go back.

I had my window smashed and laptop taken in broad daylight as I went into a gas station to get a drink.

I was threatened with a knife in a cigar shop because I am white.

Decided to check out the Nude beach. It sounded like a funny thing to do. Literally hundreds of dudes playing volleyball with weiners flopping around. 3 total women. 2 fat. 1 cute.

Drinks on the strip are about 5x normal cost.

Beaches suck.

Rained and floodes the streets every other hour.
 
NPC D4617 said:
Florida is a **** hole. I spent a week in Miami once, I would never go back.

I had my window smashed and laptop taken in broad daylight as I went into a gas station to get a drink.

I was threatened with a knife in a cigar shop because I am white.

Decided to check out the Nude beach. It sounded like a funny thing to do. Literally hundreds of dudes playing volleyball with weiners flopping around. 3 total women. 2 fat. 1 cute.

Drinks on the strip are about 5x normal cost.

Beaches suck.

Rained and floodes the streets every other hour.
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I only spent 1 day and a night in Miami before leaving on a cruise.
I loved it. South Beach was gorgeous, the water was perfect temp, beach was pretty clean, women were the hottest I ever saw, saw a couple of beautiful topless women on the beach but no weiners (I don't think I was in a nude beach though think a couple women just took their tops off figuring they wouldn't get In any trouble) went to an awesome sports bar and watched byu beat #3 Oklahoma in the first football game in the Dallas cowboys stadium with a bunch of Florida fans rooting for byu with me, found a dude by the hotel to purchase some weed from.

I absolutely loved Miami. That was back in 2009 though I think.

I was also there a few years before that for one night and had a good time at some South Beach clubs (this was also before a cruise leaving the next day)

Seems like Florida as a state sucks though and Miami might have gotten worse and might be worse if I was there longer.

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NPC D4617 said:
Florida is a **** hole. I spent a week in Miami once, I would never go back.

I had my window smashed and laptop taken in broad daylight as I went into a gas station to get a drink.

I was threatened with a knife in a cigar shop because I am white.

Decided to check out the Nude beach. It sounded like a funny thing to do. Literally hundreds of dudes playing volleyball with weiners flopping around. 3 total women. 2 fat. 1 cute.

Drinks on the strip are about 5x normal cost.

Beaches suck.

Rained and floodes the streets every other hour.
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Floridians are very over represented in the U.S. Navy. I've never met a caucasian Floridian who wasn't borderline insane. I never really met any African Americans from Florida because they really didn't ever seem like they wanted me to so much as talk to them. I left the Navy with the very strong opinion that Floridians are ****ing crazy. Flat out ****ing crazy. There is weird **** happening on that peninsula, and from everything I've seen it only gets worse on the pan-handle.
 
Bulletproof said:
Floridians are very over represented in the U.S. Navy. I've never met a caucasian Floridian who wasn't borderline insane. I never really met any African Americans from Florida because they really didn't ever seem like they wanted me to so much as talk to them. I left the Navy with the very strong opinion that Floridians are ****ing crazy. Flat out ****ing crazy. There is weird **** happening on that peninsula, and from everything I've seen it only gets worse on the pan-handle.
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I want to add one thing. Just take Tooele and multiply it by 1000x crazy and you have every person from Florida I've ever met.
 
Inspired by a Jody Gennesy tweet, I looked up Utah man. My headline was "Utah man hopes 3rd start-up is the charm." Utahans are obviously not as creative as Floridians.

I did get a chuckle out of the fact that the third headline in my Utah man search was "Florida man dies in kayaking accident in Provo River." Obviously not a funny story but Florida Man even invades Utah stories.

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