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The official: Re-sign Mudiay Thread.

And we pay Clarkson with what? Hugs? Tattoo artists? Tattoo models? (that's a soft maybe...) With the proceeds of a forum wide raffle to beat you senseless with a nerf bat?

Get your priorities straight. The answer is yes.
 
And we pay Clarkson with what? Hugs? Tattoo artists? Tattoo models? (that's a soft maybe...) With the proceeds of a forum wide raffle to beat you senseless with a nerf bat?

To break it down for the lazy. The Jazz are currently at $121,905,717. We have 10 players signed next year at $108 million. The salary cap is INCREASING $8 million next year. That gives us about ~$22 million to extend Royce/Clarkson/Mudiay that would put us at 13 players signed. We could fillout the roster for 2 vet. minimums at around ~$132 million which keeps us under the Luxury Tax Threshold that is set at $141 million.
 
And we pay Clarkson with what? Hugs? Tattoo artists? Tattoo models? (that's a soft maybe...) With the proceeds of a forum wide raffle to beat you senseless with a nerf bat?
I actually have a really good solution for that. You know the technology they used in Faceoff to switch Nicolas Cage and John Travolta’s faces? I was thinking we could have a neckoff/chestoff and swap these tats:

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The Jazz don’t have bird rights to Mudiay, keeping Mudiay will be difficult.
 
Unless Mudiay wants to stay. I mean, he is developing into a great player and revitalizing his career. He is on a winning team. Depends on his attitude after the season. I still cant think of a back up point guard in Jazz history with as much talent as Mudiay.
 
I think a whole lot will depend on if Mudiay enjoys living in Utah and if he enjoys the team chemistry. If he does then it will help a lot in extending his contract. I would personally prefer to trade Conley and keep Mudiay.

I'd like to see Donovan stay as our point guard and Mudiay come off the bench as backup
 
Unless Mudiay wants to stay. I mean, he is developing into a great player and revitalizing his career. He is on a winning team. Depends on his attitude after the season. I still cant think of a back up point guard in Jazz history with as much talent as Mudiay.

Exum?
 
I actually have a really good solution for that. You know the technology they used in Faceoff to switch Nicolas Cage and John Travolta’s faces? I was thinking we could have a neckoff/chestoff and swap these tats:

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3gerr6.jpg

I was hoping it was a picture of shads head which would turn the mouse into a bat that we could batter his brains in with. It could be a fun kids game, you could get points and maybe at the top of the brain stem there could be a little prize like a chocolate bar? Kids love that sort of ****, the violent, sugar addicted sprog rats that they are.
 
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