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I hear you. The other day I told this disgusting looking fat woman at work "Hey Tiffany, you're a fat ugly whore." She was so dumb she didn't even know I was joking. Luckily the HR manager was wearing his MAGA hat so I knew he'd get it. Just had to explain that I was just joking and he was like "Of course you were, that makes sense. I know you wouldn't have meant it. Not sure why that fat ugly bitch didn't get the joke."
See I know this never happened and you are joking. Sure it's a terrible sexist fat shaming joke that would best be left unsaid(like Trump's) but common sense tells me it's a joke.
 
See I know this never happened and you are joking. Sure it's a terrible sexist fat shaming joke that would best be left unsaid(like Trump's) but common sense tells me it's a joke.
You obviously don't get the actual "joke."

I think she's a fat ugly bitch, so I say it in no uncertain terms. When she gets upset I tell her she's stupid, I was only joking, duh. Then the MAGA moron in HR does a basic wink, wink, nudge, nudge, of course you were joking about that person who I also think is a fat ugly bitch.

It's not that the joke is better left unsaid, it's that it was never a joke at all.
 
You obviously don't get the actual "joke."

I think she's a fat ugly bitch, so I say it in no uncertain terms. When she gets upset I tell her she's stupid, I was only joking, duh. Then the MAGA moron in HR does a basic wink, wink, nudge, nudge, of course you were joking about that person who I also think is a fat ugly bitch.

It's not that the joke is better left unsaid, it's that it was never a joke at all.
So you're being a sexist fat hating pos.

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Thought about it a bit more, and I'm guessing Klobuchar is out soon, quite possibly after NH, just no point hanging around to collect 5th place finishes. This year I could see the other 4 going all the way (depending on how Bloomberg does), there's a real chance to go into the convention in 3rd/close 4th and win as the compromise candidate if you're Warren or Pete.
 
I hear you. The other day I told this disgusting looking fat woman at work "Hey Tiffany, you're a fat ugly whore." She was so dumb she didn't even know I was joking. Luckily the HR manager was wearing his MAGA hat so I knew he'd get it. Just had to explain that I was just joking and he was like "Of course you were, that makes sense. I know you wouldn't have meant it. Not sure why that fat ugly bitch didn't get the joke."

Whoops. Someone should tell you that Jazzy doesn't get metaphors. (unless he agrees with them)
 
It's just funny that people don't understand that Trump was literally mocking you for your borderline psychotic conspiracy that him and Putin where in cahoots.
 
It's just funny that people don't understand that Trump was literally mocking you for your borderline psychotic conspiracy that him and Putin where in cahoots.
It's funny that you think that

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So has everyone joined me on the Bernie bandwagon or is everyone still hitching rides into failing campaigns?
 
It's more clear every day that the democratic party is getting less and less relevant. The one candidate that could maybe beat Trump is ignored because she isn't radical enough for them.

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