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Hayward now a Professional Gamer -- Too Funny

https://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=263510

For anyone interested.

Everyone wants to see us play basketball, I still train twice a day and I'm still a devoted NBA player -- that's my profession. I work out and play basketball probably 6 hours a day now. But the beautiful part about it is that I can decide what to do outside of that, and StarCraft is probably going to take a lot of that time.
 
I read an interview Hayward did with IGN and he said he workouts for 6 hours a day.

Everyone will forget this. If Hayward plateaus to become Dunleavy Jr. (which is honestly fine since nobody remembers how good he almost became before he got hurt), Everyone will bitterly complain he plays video games. Then you'll post that link. But Everyone won't care, because Everyone will be too in love with new draft pick Magic McFugger at that point and Everyone will be terrified he won't get 49 minutes a game. This is how message boardery works.
 
What? We drafted a guy named Magic McFugger?

I can't wait to see this guy. Awesome.

You don't know about McFugger? He's got the swagger of Mo Almond, mental fortitude of Kirk Snyder, the feet of Curtis Borchardt, the good looks of Koufos, taller than Pavel, quicker than Raul, already has more tattoos than Desean Stevenson, and credible doctors swear he isn't all the way through puberty. I've already said too much, but the Jazz front office plan to lose every game for the next two years just to get him when he will be the number one guy in the draft. So it tickles me people think our FO has no long range plan.
 
You don't know about McFugger? He's got the swagger of Mo Almond, mental fortitude of Kirk Snyder, the feet of Curtis Borchardt, the good looks of Koufos, taller than Pavel, quicker than Raul, already has more tattoos than Desean Stevenson, and credible doctors swear he isn't all the way through puberty. I've already said too much, but the Jazz front office plan to lose every game for the next two years just to get him when he will be the number one guy in the draft. So it tickles me people think our FO has no long range plan.

Great post, Billy.

You know I've always been a Billy fan.

Too bad you have NEVER given me pos rep. Therefore, I must tell you to go ####
yourself.

Sorry.
 
Great post, Billy.

You know I've always been a Billy fan.

Too bad you have NEVER given me pos rep. Therefore, I must tell you to go ####
yourself.

Sorry.

As I have always been a freak fan. I've never given anyone positive rep on this site. Or negative. I just can't get into that feature. I'm not knocking it, but it's not me. But if I was a rep guy, you'd have gotten eleventy billion stars from me. Just keep posting. I'm listening.
 
I hope LeBron didn't take it personally and light Hayward up when we play the Heat.

Funny video though - he seems like a pretty good actor. :D
 
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