I'm not cutting into your buzz. I'm not a funkiller. I'm just saying I can't personally get my jones watching the women's golf version of basketball. I miss pros more when I watch a college game and all it's general terribleness. But I don't discount the pageantry and whatnot. I just can't get into it.
Cool. I get it, I really do .. even respect it. I've just been watching high schoolers, turn collegiate athletes, go pro, for about 20 years. The stories are just awesome and much better, to me, than a perfectly executed play. (Though we all know those are even rare in the NBA)