Reading the writing on the wall (Jeremiah 12:32, Qu'in 27:45)

[UB]

ABC News (WNYC), July 14, 2022:

The dating rumors between Fran Drescher and Utah Jazz star guard Donovan Mitchell are heating up again, but this time they're getting attention from a different social media platform. On Thursday, Mitchell posted a photo on his Instagram story showing his twin sister’s ice cream and spaghetti at a deli. “Milkshakes with my girls ,” he captioned the photo. Fran, meanwhile, posted a selfie of herself at the freezer. Her caption read, “Ice cream with my ice cream.” The two are famous for their many sweet posts on Instagram, so it wouldn't be too shocking to see them more prominently posting about each other in the future.


View: https://twitter.com/donovanmitchell/status/941645447086789073/photo/1


I have three distinct reactions to this complete non-story:

 

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The dating rumors between Fran Drescher and Utah Jazz star guard Donovan Mitchell are heating up again, but this time they're getting attention from a different social media platform. On Thursday, Mitchell posted a photo on his Instagram story showing his twin sister’s ice cream and spaghetti at a deli. “Milkshakes with my girls ,” he captioned the photo. Fran, meanwhile, posted a selfie of herself at the freezer. Her caption read, “Ice cream with my ice cream.” The two are famous for their many sweet posts on Instagram, so it wouldn't be too shocking to see them more prominently posting about each other in the future.


View: https://twitter.com/donovanmitchell/status/941645447086789073/photo/1


I have three distinct reactions to this complete non-story:

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Why does that mountain have a penis?

 

[Gameface]

Why does that mountain have a penis?

How do you think hills are made?

 

[Peter Effin' Parker]

I bet you think a bit differently about pizza now, don't you?
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I don't think any differently about pizza. And I take your thinly veiled threats VERY seriously.

Do you think I can just sit back here, chugging ice cold Mug rootbeer straight from the tap, and listen to you slander my very birthright through a poorly conveyed parable? It's apparent that your "environmental" "handicaps" are no longer being withheld through "technology", but you have, in fact, "gone off the reservation" as my former lover/cellmate was so fond of "saying."

Look, I get it it. Loud and clear. You somehow managed to get a photo of the tattoo my LONG DECEASED wife designed, but never had the chance to execute. In large part because of that fateful breakfast you can't seem to stop alluding to . . .poking, scratching, like a tick embedded on the nodules of the glistening hierarchy.

I'm not sure were going to be able to come to an agreement on this. And honestly, that's okay. But is forgiveness still on the table? That depends on you, my friend. You are a real son of a bitch, you know that? But your are MY son of a bitch. And that is why THIS WORKS.

 

[UB]

Utahboozer and Peter Effin Parker became acquainted over a drowsy cups of tea, but their friendship has gone the distance over the course of Parker's life. Parker is the physically-deprived post-World War I British athlete who found himself trapped under a pile of barbed wire in the battlefields of France and Belgium. Effin Parker, an Australian ex-soldier, has been with Utahboozer for nearly four decades, sharing the same kind of magical experiences of the very profound. They have certainly earned their honeymoon now. The two men celebrated their 60th wedding anniversary in June with a trek to Utah's top of Parker Mountain.

 

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Utahboozer and Peter Effin Parker became acquainted over a drowsy cups of tea, but their friendship has gone the distance over the course of Parker's life. Parker is the physically-deprived post-World War I British athlete who found himself trapped under a pile of barbed wire in the battlefields of France and Belgium. Effin Parker, an Australian ex-soldier, has been with Utahboozer for nearly four decades, sharing the same kind of magical experiences of the very profound. They have certainly earned their honeymoon now. The two men celebrated their 60th wedding anniversary in June with a trek to Utah's top of Parker Mountain.

Wait who else has a top of Parker Mountain?