I think we have a case of the “yellow jerseys” tonight.

[LogGrad98]

I’m kind of ashamed to admit that I don’t think they are THAT bad. Ok glad I got that off my chest. I feel better now.

Yes, you should be ashamed.

 

[gomretat]

My wife walked in and saw those "highlighter" jerseys, and asked if I was watching Jr High basketball on TV for some reason. Then she asked if it was a joke or something. Yes, I told her. It is a really really bad joke.

Then she said, "and they paid money for those...huh..."

I dont think there is any way we paid for them, Nike donated them. What I cant figure out is why some fans would pay a dime to get one? Horrible.

 

[HermanG]

Good thing is if there is an electrical blackout and simultaneously a car crashes through stadium doors and onto the court, Jazz players are less likely to get ran over.

Safety first!

 

[LogGrad98]

Good thing is if there is an electrical blackout and simultaneously a car crashes through stadium doors and onto the court, Jazz players are less likely to get ran over.

Safety first!

If there is a blackout I am pretty sure the plan is the jazz team would lead everyone to safety since their jerseys will glow radioactive yellow in the dark. Hell probably be bright enough they could keep playing.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I honestly barely notice them. Not that they aren't hideous, but in real time I don't really think about them.

 

[gomretat]

I honestly barely notice them. Not that they aren't hideous, but in real time I don't really think about them.

Not sue how you could not notice something this bad but good for you. I do like the blackout theory and maybe the real value is that Utah is due for a big earthquake and these jerseys should come in very handy when there is no power.

 

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[HermanG]

I finally got it. Marketing figured we would suck this year so they felt like the jerseys were the only way to get our guys highlighted all year.

 

[HermanG]

Or we could be trying to lure moths to the court to distract opponents (we would practice this).

Or maybe covertly hoard phosphorous materials to SLC.

I have so many valid theories.

 

[LogGrad98]

Or we could be trying to lure moths to the court to distract opponents (we would practice this).

Or maybe covertly hoard phosphorous materials to SLC.

I have so many valid theories.

Maybe we secretly have a bunch of guys that pee their pants spontaneously so we are trying to over up the inevitable stains.

 

[HermanG]

Maybe we secretly have a bunch of guys that pee their pants spontaneously so we are trying to over up the inevitable stains.

I buy this. Or make Hardys skin glow even more... because he's worth it.

 

[outerspacefan]

There are right things and things that aren't right. This thing isn't one of the first things, it's just a thing that is, you know, a thing, and not a thing of the first kind... you get it... the not right thing... obviously...